my tongue hurts

not the tongue itself, but that weird bit underneath that attaches it ot hte bottom of your mouth

that's what I get for eating chocolate chips, and playing with them whlie they melt

grrrrr, what a weird and uncomfortable place to be hurting

 

pretty odd spot to feel pain...

 

I've had pain there before mostly the semester I was taking linguistics because we had to memorize the way your tongue affect language patterns cross culturally so I was contantly moving my tongue in class, during tests and doing homework it was funny.

 

So you are a cunning linguist now?

 

I got my tongue stuck to the freezer once when I was a kid.

 

I'm gonna have to go with no hah

 

I want to practice tongue exercises with Mrs. H

 

i got my tounge pierced twice

 

same here.except that was only two years ago

 

I er...caught a strange std once from licking the lickable parts of a girl - and that bit your'e on about swelled up pretty bad... would that explain it?

 

hmmmm, I have gone down for long periods of time, and my tounge hurt like hell after, that part underneath

 

aaah, nope, it's not from anything of a sexual nature

I think it was cuz I kept sticking my tongue out while I dropped food into my mouth (k, that sounds weird, but, hickory sticks are hard to take a bite out of, best dropped into the mouth, erm yeah still sounds weird)

 

you can eat hickory?

 

http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=127



they taste good

 

hickory sticks fucking rock


I knew someone who used to eat them with a spoon.

 

lol, with a spoon? Bizarre

my mom's friend really likes them, so when she comes over we stock up on 'em. That, and rye and coke. but she rarely eats all the hickory sticks so I finish 'em off, mmmmmmmmmm yummy

 

I need a little more visualisation. You can lick about anything on a girl.

Was it her eye? Because sometimes girls get mad when I do that.

 

Oh, and sorry 'bout your tounge Ihmurria.

 

I was born without a tongue, therefore can only offer empty condolences, as I can't imagine what its like to have one of those creatures in my mouth, let alone a sore one