A 10 year old girl asked me for rizla and offered me beer

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by all_rhodesian_reject, Mar 17, 2006.

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  1. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    And it was stella artois...arguably the worst beer in the world

    But thats not the point

    The point is that people should have to apply for licences to become parents

    When i'm emperor of europe....*shakes fist*

    and apparently I live in the wealthiest post code in the country....which sounds great untill I point out that that only means the average wage is 30K per annum

    ...oh and about a mile from me is the wealthiest estate in england (arab sheiks...president of the bank of england...some american family whose dog tried to eat me..etc etc) so that probably pushes the average up :D

    Don't drink and drive.
     
    all_rhodesian_reject, Mar 17, 2006
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  3. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    [​IMG] Sometimes I think there should be a lottery that allows people to have children.
     
    Orsino2, Mar 17, 2006
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  5. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    Yeah but then all the stupid people would win

    Just to fuck me over [​IMG]
     
    all_rhodesian_reject, Mar 17, 2006
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  7. stebo32

    stebo32 amanita monster

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    uhhh stella artois is arguably the BEST beer in the world trust me... i puke on any beer but not stella artois. that deserves my thumbs up :D
     
    stebo32, Mar 17, 2006
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  9. The_Moroccan_Raccoon

    The_Moroccan_Raccoon Senior Member

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    yeah, it's good...
     
    The_Moroccan_Raccoon, Mar 17, 2006
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  11. twisted_mushroom

    twisted_mushroom Member

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    stella is a chav bear drink red stripe good ol jamacian bear...as for 10 year old girl asking for rizzla ...it much younger people asking in liverpool mate
     
    twisted_mushroom, Mar 17, 2006
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  13. Jack_Straw2208

    Jack_Straw2208 Senior Member

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    isnt rizzla the candy that turns into gum?
     
    Jack_Straw2208, Mar 17, 2006
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  15. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    *puts fingers in ears and makes yah yah sounds*

    stella is vile i'd rather drink camels urine :D

    besides it makes you violent...thats why they call it the wife beater drink...or something

    either way it sucks :D
     
    all_rhodesian_reject, Mar 17, 2006
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  17. hippypaul

    hippypaul Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Stop reproducing and wait for the dolphins to grow hands
     
    hippypaul, Mar 17, 2006
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  19. The_Moroccan_Raccoon

    The_Moroccan_Raccoon Senior Member

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    rizla is papers...
     
    The_Moroccan_Raccoon, Mar 17, 2006
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  21. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    ahahaha!!! :D
     
    Jelena :-), Mar 17, 2006
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  23. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    I don't think camels urine can get you drunk though [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
    canadian_boy, Mar 17, 2006
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  25. The_Moroccan_Raccoon

    The_Moroccan_Raccoon Senior Member

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    Maybe if the camel ate some pretty trippy shit before it urinated...
     
    The_Moroccan_Raccoon, Mar 17, 2006
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  27. The_Moroccan_Raccoon

    The_Moroccan_Raccoon Senior Member

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    I'm not testing my theory, though...
     
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  29. canadian_boy

    canadian_boy Brohn Zmith

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    :D
     
    canadian_boy, Mar 17, 2006
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  31. Dude

    Dude Member

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    You will go to hell for this
     
    Dude, Mar 17, 2006
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  33. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    wait so ok...a ten year old girl offered you beer? i don't know what rizla is

    haha we were at the park smoking and this little 7th grader was trying to sell us these pills that you "only have to take 6 of" to get messed up on

    god, then his little gang came over to our part of the park by the library and tried to get in on our joint

    and we put it out and pretended like we didnt know what they were talking about....i was pretty really stoned so i just kinda sat there staring at the tree and giggling, but i remember it all the same :H


    and that's my story

    what's rizla :D
     
    loveflower, Mar 18, 2006
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  35. lalalamort

    lalalamort Fucked up upstairs

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    male genitals
     
    lalalamort, Mar 18, 2006
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  37. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    rizla is the paper that you put smokable substances in then roll and smoke, great story btw :D
     
    all_rhodesian_reject, Mar 18, 2006
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  39. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Was she trying to hit on you? :D
     
    KozmicBlue, Mar 18, 2006
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