new game, have you been a naughty kid

Nope But i loved that cartoon


And Frozy? I fell into a pile of cold fish guts. "Yucko" doesn't even cover it. And i had white jeans on.


HYE eaten something but it turned out to be something else, other than what you though?

 

Yes when I was at a family wedding I said to Rosie ' ew this jelly is gross' and she said 'OMG ITS CAVIAR YOU DORK!'


Have you ever had to get up at 6.30am and know its gonna be all go until 8 at night?

 

yes, and it sucks. booo.

ahaha, caviar...eugh.

have you ever won a full size fridge/freezer combo? (oh yeah, a coruba fridge, i rule!)

 

Dammit, no, our fridge is on the fritz so everything is in the beer fridge.


HUE tried to ride down a kids playground slide (you know the yellow plastic ones that had waves) on a bicycle??!! Dickhead......

I haven't said that before, have I? I have a feeling I've told someone else about that on this forum somewheres.......

 

I have actually


HYE gone to a playground and rolled down a big arse hill like when you were a kid?

 

yep! and surfing(on a sack or something) down a slide is so much cooler than on a bike.

ever had to run all over town trying to find maple syrup at midnight because you ran out mid pancake bonanza?

 

haha, awesome. And no, 24 hour countdown is always there in times of strife.

have you ever been screwed without your phone coz like a dumb ass you didn't write down important numbers and now you can't get in contact with anyone?

 

yep...

ever went to a theme park and rode all the kiddy rides for kicks? Ahh being a bumper car bully rocks

 

Yeah. Nothing like feeling like a kid, especially on the dodgem cars (bumper cars)



EVER played the worst practical joke on someone or been the target of one?

 

pratical jokes are funny.

ever been still bitching about your phone but you went to the telecom shop and like gods made flesh they hacked your phone and gave you a print out of your whole phone book? Only...they were reading it out to make sure it was all there and then they kind of got to the part where your friend denise is entered as 'clit fiddler'....

 

hahahaha oh dear!!

Ever had fake nails and realised one of them has come off but you are not sure where so your living in fear you neatfreak flatmate is going to come across a nail in the flat (not realise its fake) and have a nervous breakdown?

 

haha, no, never had fakes, but i can imagine that would be funny...maybe not at the time though. You should warn him/her in advance...

ever known a guy who got arrested for nicking 3 sachets of tomato suace and one pistachio nut from the dairy and he had to spent a night in the cells and will be taken to court unless he pays them their $2.25 in reparation...oh and as a celebration of his crime, his flat is having a "Cops, Robbers and Condiments" party tonight...i'm wearing my blanket and going as an under cover cop....oh the hillarity...

 

that could be about the saddest thing i've ever heard of someone getting arrested for. "What are you in for?" "stealing pistachios"


ever teased a cat with a laser pointer and then accidently moved the red dot on your foot so you got clawed? Poor cat gets tormented by Mr. Red Dot

 

ha ha, actually it was pistacho. Singular.

he had to use his diversion to get out of it.

oh and he's from the states, one of you internationals, and and on the criminal statement, his defence was "in my country condiments are free" ....bwahaha, America, fuck yeah!


anyway..no, but lashed. ahaha.

ever made an enourmous penis complete with cum spurts and liquirice strap pubes for your flatmates b'day?

 

that is the coolest birthday cake ever. And no. the last birthday cake I made was for my flatmate's six year old daughter and it was a fairy circle of mushrooms. then we got on the most massive sugar and colouring high. It was very reminiscent of fourth form, sophie.

have you ever actually just wanted to hide in your bed (which coincidentally has black satin sheets which go slither slither) for four months just so you don't have to deal with stupid committments you've made?

 

yeah, hiding in the bed is good.

Oh and...taaadaaaaaa:




How uber-talented are we?

teeeheeeeheee

have you ever found a REALLY bung looking coconut at the supermarket, drawn a face and fangs an it and then hidden it in the bottom of your flatmate's bed?

 

i..um..Wow. That's a big dick. Are those handcuffs?

and nope

ever been to a teppanyaki restaurant? The jap restaurants where they cook all your food infront of you...

p.s. Sophie condiments are free in America! poor guy! figures he was a yank though

 

yep, they are handcuffs. We didn't put them there, it was just a happy coincidence that they were just lying on the table. I think they were a remanent from the cops, robbers and condiments party.

and yes, i have been actually, years ago. it was fun. We had to catch bits of fry up in our bowls and mouths.

have you ever had a 'flat sleep over' night when the flat is all going to sleep the night in the lounge, and you are going to put on face masks and cucumber slices (the boys too) and play truth or dare and stuff?

 

I LOVE those kind of nights!!


Ever dyed your hair blonde and had a certain bung eye say 'you look like your from that hutt' and then on closer inspection say 'oh no that actually looks quite nice' ???

 

sorry, its an automatic reaction when people dye their hair blonde. It does actually look really funky. My supreme apologies.

have you ever read a series of books by a certain shit fantasy author that might, quite rightly, be termed "Fairy Porn"? Its got lots of descriptions of sex which wouldn't be out of place in a bad fanfic complete with Mary-Sue references to what people are wearing and where its from.