Has anyone ever heard the Beatles tribute album 'Fuck!'? The tracks are: Fuck! The Fuck Before You've Got To Fuck Your Love Away I Fuck You Another Fuck You're Going To Fuck That Girl Ticket To Fuck Fuck Naturally Fuck Only Love You Fuck Me Too Much Tell Me What You Fuck I've Just Fucked A Face Yesterfuck Fuck Miss Lizzie
I especially love "I've Just Fucked A Face". Although you can't say anything bad about "Yesterfuck" either.
"Try to fuck in my way, Do I have to keep on fucking till I cant go on? Try to fuck in your way, And run the risk of fucking till our floor will be all gone? We can fuck it out! We can fuck it out! Think of how your fucking, You can fuck all wrong and still you think your fucking right. Think how your fucking, We can fuck it out and get it done or fuck all night! We can fuck it out! We can fuck it out! I am very bored, and there's no time, for fucking like wusses, my friend. I have always thought it's like a climb, so let us try it once again. Try to fuck in my way, Only I can tell if you are fucking right or wrong! Try to fuck in your way, There's a chance that we might fall into the garage before too long! We can fuck it out! We can fuck it out!"
Hahahaha, that's awesome. But I really think there should be something along the lines of "Happiness is a Warm Fuck" or "The Long and Winding Fuck."
I have yet to have a winding fuck .... do you think John and Yoko have experienced it? Oh what am I saying... of course they have!
And now, 'Fucking in the Sky with Condems'. "Picture yourself with your girlfriend from high school, with coconut boobs, and porn-movie eyes! She makes a suggestion to fuck in an airplane, a plane that sells condems to guys! Stewardesses in dresses of green, help you to make your bed, fuck in the plane with the moon on it's wings, and your gone! Fucking in the sky with condems! Fucking in the sky with condems! Sneek a quick peek in the unsecure cockpit, where playboy bunny pilots, eat fallatio pies! Everyone smiles as you get in on the action, that features incredible thighs! Stripteasing hotties appear in the aisle, waiting to blow you away! Climb in the seat with your head up a skirt, and your gone! Fucking in the sky with condems! Fucking in the sky with condems! Picture yourself with a girl at an airport, with X-rated passports, and vibrator fries! Suddenly there on the vulva-shaped tarmack, the plane that sells condems to guys! Fucking in the sky with condems! Fucking in the sky with condems!"
'The Long and Winding Fuck' "The long and winding fuck, that leads to the floor, will never happen here. I've fucked that way before. It always spills my beer, I leave on the floor. The wide and wooden floor, on which we both humped away, is now a pool of beer. I'll dock that from your pay! Dont fuck me laying here! The beer's in the way! Many times, I fuck at home, And many times, at work. Anyway, you'll never fuck, like my hot office clerk. But still you wont get up, from this long winding fuck. You made me spill my beer! A short short time ago! Dont fuck me laying here! My beer's on the floor!"
'While My Guitar Gently Fucks' "I look at the laws, of Physics that are breaking, while my guitar gently fucks. I look at the strings, and I guess that they are shaking. Still my guitar gently fucks. I dont know why, he didn't tell me, sometimes guitars make love. I dont know why, he didn't sell me, some drums that make love too. I look at my amp, and I know that it is jealous, while my guitar gently fucks. Every note, it must surley be zealous! Still my guitar gently fucks.
I heard that if you play "I'm So Tired" backwards, you can hear John say 'I fucked Paul...' is it true?
Nope, he says "Paul's fucking, I'm watching him, I'm watching him." By the way, here's "The Fuck Album'. Fuck in the USSR Fuck Prudence Fuck Onion Ob La Fick Ob La Fuck Wild Honey Fuck The Continuing Fuck of Gigelo Bill While My Guitar Gently Fucks Happiness is a Warm Fuck Martha My Fuck I Fuck Tired Fuckbird Fucking Raccoons Fuckies Dont Let Me Fuck Why Dont We Fuck Like We Are Toads? I Fuck Fuckula Fuckday Yer Fuck Mother Natures Fuck Everybody Has Someone To Fuck Except for Me and My Monkey Fuck Sadi Hucker Fucker Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuckerlution Honey Fuck Savoy Fucker Fuck Baby Fuck Fuckerlution #9 Good Fuck
