Mystery Treasure Pouch: California

I buried a beautiful pouch of treasure somewhere in California. If you find it, I will give you $5 and you can keep it.

 

what sort of treasure? 5 bucks wouldn't even cover my costs to get to california. This doesn't seem worth it

 

then don't go. i'm just saying... i'll be there in a few months and if anyone finds it, i'll meet up with them (they'll prolly be in that area in the first place) i'll give 'em tha monies and the treasure.

 

why dont you just tell me where it is and what it is an i might think about it.

 

OH MY GANESHA!!! WHERES MY SHOVEL!?!? NO TIME! GIMME A BIG SPOON!

 

My spoon is too big already.

 

diggin up all of california sounds fun.

 

hey wait a minute!!


i've been out digging all morning and ain't found shit

i think you tricked me

 

cali is a pretty big state...maybe you could narrow it down to a specific area...but $5 isn't worth looking for it, unless of course theres a treasure map included...

 

5 dollars, a treasure map and a new spoon.. and i'm in

again

 

k, well...

heh, it's not like i realllly want someone to find it. i'd kinda even like it back. i burried it on a spur of the moment stoned idea. then i posted this thread on a spur of the moment drunk idea.

but it'd still be cool if someone did, by chance, find it... i think the only way that could really happen w/out a map or something is by chance. like, if it worked its way up to the surface.

aight... it's in n.cali where hippies go to sell their goods and the sun only shines in your mind... or at least, when i'm there. where it's hard to stay sober and bubbles is the hash god lol...

umm... on a hill ...but it's not really a hill...

heeeeeee (?)

/shrug.

 

my back yard?

 

hash god bubbles resides in your back yard?!

hooks me up, yo.

 

they do? why am i sitting here??

wait whats a mash hod rubbl.. smash rod snuggle..trash fraud puddl.. what?

 

lol

(O.o)>

 

i found it
wheres my five bucks

 

where was it? i've been looking all over

 

yea? what's in it?

 

yeah?

money?
gems?
cookies?
bugs?
gold pirate treasure?
deviled eggs?
sand?
dog crap?
old batteries?

nothing?

 

kinda does actually...

need more clues, treasure hunt sounds fun.. keep the money, and your stuff, just need more clues so i can go on a mission... bubbles the hash god lives in my bowl.. must make regular bud sacrafices