Bitch chewing gum

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by greentangirine, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. greentangirine

    greentangirine Member

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    I sit by this girl in German... She sits there and sucks on her gum and it sounds exactly like a dude jerking off... She also tires herself with the strenuios sucking and has to breathe really heavily. I think I'm going to shoot her in the head with a bb gun when she's not looking...
     
  2. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    put some gum in her hair...
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    tape record it and then play it back for her.
     
  4. greentangirine

    greentangirine Member

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    Very impressive suggestions lol :)
     
  5. happyhippyflower

    happyhippyflower Sucker Punch

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    Punch her in the mouth.
     
  6. celtgrrl

    celtgrrl batty woman

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    I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun
    Lie back in the tall grass and laugh at what I'd done
    Raise a blood blister upon each bun
    I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun...

    I'd like to rub your toothbrush across a sick monkey's butt
    and give your cel phone number to some sick, perverted nut
    Do all kinds of twisted things that might not seem like fun
    but more than that...
    I'd like to shoot you in the ass with a BB gun.

    Damn I love that song...

    PS- This is Zoomie, my computer passed away :(
     
  7. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    That is so annoying. I'd just ask her nicely, "Did you grow up in a barn?" If she's smart, she'll get it...if she doesn't. Move to another seat.
     
  8. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Have you prepared a eulogy?

    I like the record and play back to her suggestion.
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    She probably pays attention.
     
  10. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Take French instead.
     
  11. greentangirine

    greentangirine Member

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    With all the movies out and songs it's kinda hard to not know what a guy jacking off sounds like...
     

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