Maaaan.. best food.

a few days ago, i ate infinity BLTs in like 4 hours. really.. i counted them and there was infinity. I was soo full after that, i didnt even eat my supper.

 

dude, i love BLTs. such good crispy bacon, lucious plump tomatoes. and green wet lettuce. and some toasty toast

 

yum yum.

why did you eat so many? I hope it wasnt on white bread *gasp

 

im proud to say it was on white bread, all infinity of them.. i dont liek brown bread because i dont like healthy bread. i love bacon.. one time i ate infinity slices of bacon.

 

did you get the infinity shits?

 

yeah, i had like a 2 hour dump, i had to move to a new house.

 

Infinity is the best amount to eat in.

 

thats where youre right.

 

Of course I'm right, I am all-knowing. Teehee

 

I applaud this.