reason why the allies won world war 2

ok so you may have heard many different stories and variations of how and why the allies won world war 2. you have all bin miss-informed and i apologize for administering this shoock to your system. the real reason the allies won....is because of one thing..... TITANS. yes my friends the allies had in their employ... titans. not gods because that would be totally unfair, but lesser beings such as demigods and titans. word has it when the enemy fired artillery shells at the allies, the titans caught the shells on the tips of their fingers and spun them around and hurled them back at the enemy with earth shattering force. please dont tell this to any veterans you know because it will surely upset them. they believe they are the true heroes of the war. the titans worked their magic at night which is why none of the veterans know about them...and if they do, they have been paid to keep it quiet. and a veteran never breaks a promise. please spread this information with care because it can be upsetting to some. dont ask me how i know. i just do.

 

now......I dont know whether you seriously sat up all night smoking crack, or are jus joking.

 

sounds legitimate to me