Fact of the day.

i never really found them that funny to begin with even two months ago
maybe i just don't get chuck norris jokes

 

With quotes, it's nearly 500. 489 to be exact.

 

hah, I love that htis is important enough for us to bicker over


die Schlange = the snake in german

 

All I know about Chuck Norris is he played on Walker Texas Ranger.

 

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet, the water get Chuck Norrised.

 

Deftly paraphrased from TMBG's "Particle Man"

 

lol honestly i didnt know who chuck norris was until i googled. i dunno more, but the jokes are just kinda funny. but , on second thought.. i practically laugh at anything lol

 

same hereminutes after too

 

WHoo hooo its Albert Einstein's Birthday today *blows his candles for him*

 

I have no idea who Chuck Norris is, but I find the jokes hysterical

 

You guys have never watched a Chuck Norris movie?

WTF is wrong with you.

 

1. all, you are about 10 late with these jokes
2. and that's because chuck norris has been dead for ten years now but Death is too afraid to tell him that

3. NO reallly these are some old jokes

 

Steve Segal is where its at

 

Not even close. Could Segal roundhouse a guy off of a snowmobile?

I recommend this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079227/

 

haha yea.. sometimes just remembering something funny will make me crack up. i hate when it happens at times wehn theres alot of silence

 

I don't care. It's never too late for Chuck Norris.

Walker Texas Ranger.. fo life.

 

Double. You. Tee. Eff. George.


1. Walker Texas Ranger and affiliates is not something to joke about.
2. All the kids on my bus tell Chuck Norris jokes for the ENTIRE hour long bus ride. Thusly, I fall asleep to avoid implosion. I'm thinking about planting some kind of poison gas emission system on the bus and riding to school with a gas mask on until something happens.
3. If I hear one more Chuck Norris joke, I am going to pop some caps.

 

Otay, Teh Kryz. I really like Walker Texas Ranger, but I do think they get old... I just never heard of them till Conan O'Brien and all.

 

who is chuck norris

 

Yes, well. It's okay. You're awesome, and therefore forgivable. These kids on my bus, though...Jesus christ...