Ever get that "Damn I'm a moron." feeling?

I get it all the time. I'll smoke maybe 1 small bowl and get super stoned and then I'll remember all the times that I'd smoke an 80 sack in like 1 hour. What a fucking stupid idea.

I can't be the only one who used to do the same thing.

 

haha yeah!

I cant figure out how id smoke like 5 times a day...

 

every waking hour of my life

 

My brain shuts down if something bad happens when I'm high, and I cannot comprehend it for the LIFE of me. For example: the other night this girl started hitting on me more blatantly than any man or woman ever has hit on me in my entire life. She was CRAZY! I was high as fuck, so I just started thinking, "what is going on?" and walked away. Everyone thinks I'm really dumb when I'm stoned, but I think it's because my mind refuses to comprehend their petty drama, and weird and bad stuff. I just walk away and am amazed that something so weird happened.


~Nova

 

the point isnt really being stupid when high i think...but anyways, was this girl hot? You could have experienced stuff.

 

hahaha

 

I kid you not... spent an hour looking for a lighter around my room when it was in my left hand the entire time. Damn I'm a moron

 

Hahahahah SirTokesAlot, I know the feeling. And sadly yes, most of the time I am holding shit while looking for it. I think it's kinda like wearing a baseball cap and forgetting it's there cuz you get used to it. Or a joint in the ear (COPS anyone?)

 

yup yup yup yup yup yup.

 

Ahhhhhhhh yes

 

man.. I use to smoke ounces all in one sessions.. don't really regret it thoa.. had some good times with my friends, but kindof sucks now that I don't got that much. but I can make it last now so its all good

 

ounces huh... wow thats heavy metal

 

mmmm......yeah. okay

 

lol sadly i do this often

 

haha remember that video where the cop is like have you been smoking maryj

and the dudes says no, and they talk for a while and at the end the cop is like, well do you know how i know you smoked? and he grabs the joint from the dudes ear!! haha he saw it the entire time the guy was saying he didn't...


and, i also spent tons of time looking for stuff in my hand or pocket, it's quite silly....

 

Like glasses when they're sitting on your nose?

 

i don't consider walking as dumb in this case, unless youi can fight when ur high

 

some people just become dumb when they smoke, its to do with brain structure and use of resources. most people have the potential to be smart when stoned though, but most people are just stupid and prefer to stay stupid than think about things.

and others do things that arent actually unintelligent, but just prioritised or structured different, and think its dumb, so they think theyre meant to be dumb when stoned, or something or other

 

Yeah, my uncle and I were smoking a joint the other day (like 2 1/2 jays) and then he put the lit joint in his ear and started yelling lol. it scared the shit out of me I bailed out of the car (which was parked at the time). I just didn't know he put it in his ear cuz I was fried.