went over to my girlfriend's house after i broke up with her after smoking three bowls, nobody can seriously top that
When I tripped my first time I through popcorn sparadically throughout my house, then I proceeded to go out into the street and yell racial slurs. This was, in particular, a very shitty idea since some blacks live next door, asians live across the street, and mexican live behind me. The wierd thing is, i'm not even that racist. In fact, I have worked with mostly minority homeless people through my church organization. Another stupid thing I did was come home smashed and start talking to my mom. She thought someone kicked my ass because my eyes were so purple that they looked like blackeyes.
Drunk... ran to the end of the street in my boxers, ran back, tripped and fell into someone's yard and started pulling the grass out. They came out and I told them I was being one with nature. Good times
One of the first times I ever toked I ran back and forth waving my hands in the air shaking my head laughing uncontrollably. Another time me and my friend where lighting small grass patches on fire and attempting to stomp it out cuz we thought it was funny. This was during a big drout in Alberta where the grass was completely dried and nothing would grow. We barely got it out. Then thought it be funny to try again. The fire went out of control and burned down an entire field and forest. Although we didnt get caught I was still very pissed at what I had done to nature.
leaving my weed and pipe on a bench in the park the pipe was still there the next morning but the bud was gone
lmao sharkall thats funny. Well this one time after a break i took I got really baked and rode my bike and thought my friend was trying to ram me off my bike. So when I thought that, I decided to ride faster and my tires slipped and I crashed and broke my arm. I went to the doc's and he said i wouldnt need surgery. I went to the other doc for broken arms and he said I needed surgery. I got 60 percs outta the deal, but it sucked balls.
