True story: The other day me and a friend went out for a walk in a nearby park. On the way back we bumped into an elderly man carrying a Scottie dog around. Now, I'm a sucker for dogs. If I see one, I just have to pet it. So I approached the man, and asked, 'Excuse me, Mister, may I pet your dog?' He said of course and that I was a true gentleman. 'He's a Christian, you know,' he told me. 'Really?' 'Yes, I've been teaching him the Bible for five years now.' Well I thought it was funny anyway.
