Twenty Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ! Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Wo! n! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!”

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It's Called Therapy...

 

I think every one in this forum are germans .

 

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!”

 

Some of those are really funny.
Thanks for posting

 

Im glad i made some 1 smile today. is not the end of the world yet.

 

Brilliant
I'll definitely put this on my to do list

 

Is one of them going from 14 to 17 in a list?

 

hey another is to walk by the changing rooms and say "hey that looks really bad on you"

change the clothes and positions of the display dummies

get up on the display and offer the dummy a coke and then argue with it about being stuck up

walk backwards on esculator

carry appl jiuce in specimen cup and drink it at dr office

 

You made me smile. Thanks, I needed that

 

I did number 7 for a while. At first people think it's annoying. After a while they think you're quircky and fun.

 

We need more Humor in this world i mean who really cares if you die from laughing your guts off.

 

The coffee thing is cruel and unusual.

 

Dont turn on the tv news far worse lurks there.