Carnivores demand equal time!!

MMMM....Animal carcass!!

 

few things tastier than fresh grilled carcasses covered in garlic.

 

Or slathered in onions. Yum yum, ettum up!!

 

or a sour raspberry and caper sauce, yummy.

 

Or a nice demi-glace.

Carcass Wellington, perhaps?

 

carcass stroganoff is a favorite of mine.

 

Carcass under glass was a hit during the holidays.

 

You guys cook your animal? I just like to chase 'em down and take a big bite. ...mmmm....Bald Eagle....

 

I also make sure to get tuna that isn't dolphin safe... its like hitting gold in your tuna.

 

Wanna hear a true confession? I love reading the threads in the veggi section where someone gets slipped some meat and gets really pissed. :X

 

Roast Spotted Owl with mushroom stuffing! YUMMY!!

 

Meat!!! I luvs it!

 

You're not a true carnivore until you catch a little furry animal, bite it's little furry head off, and suck it's little furry guts out. 'mmmmmmmmmmmmm........

 

does it count if i take a bite out of its warm, fresh, bloody heart when i'm gutting it?

 

This maybe out there in left field, but I wonder if any of the veg heads have considered the karmatic influience of killing vegtables or plants. Plants are living things. Who is to say that the carrot you pull from the ground and eat might just be your greatgrandmother reincarnated.? I have some relitives that pretty much qualify as vegtables. What did that poor turnip ever do to you You murderer! There is a buddist sect in china, that everywhere they walk they carry a broom and sweep. The reason is that they might step on and kill an ant. Pretty anal huh?
Given the right circumstance we all would kill and eat anything. If you put me on a plane, crash me into the Andes mountains; after a month or so I would kill and eat my fellow passengers. The survival instinct is a very powerful force. If you don't believe me, swim out into the middle of a lake and try to drown. See if you body doesn't struggle and fight to survive. Regardless of what your mind says.
Plants kill too. I can show any willing vegitarian a plant to eat that would kill them instantly!
You don't kill? Your killing now as you read this. White blood cells are swimming around in you blood stream hunting and killing inocent bacteria that never did any thing to anyone other than live. Realize what you are. What we all are; killing consumming animals. We are born to kill, and born to die. Relax and have a fuck'n cheezburger.
regards,
Mark

 

Only if it's still beating.


How are you btw kc?

 

Only if you rub its blood all over your face and scream at the top of your lungs.

 

Then you have to make jewelry out of it's bones

 

i'm great, naykid. we've been missing you hereabouts, the scathing wit and all. how've you been?

i'll keep the still beating thing in mind. i tend not to b e able to run fast enough to catch up to an elk until it's dead and laying on the ground. i don't go much faster than a nice, safe, slow plod.

 

i do scream. it tends to be in the heat of the moment. along the lines of a 'HELL YEAH BABY!! WHOOO!!!'

does that count, or is it not savage enough? should a pull out a howard dean impression?