ewwww

my balls feel all slimy and gross

 

Balls are just great

 

but mine are all sweaty and slimy from not taking a shower for so long.

 

Thank you

 

Oh dont, ill start hyperventilating

Really, i wouldnt worry about it too much. I dont know a single respectable girl who doesnt just love balls full stop. Sweaty or not

 

yes, but my hand keeps sliding off of them......thats what the problem is here.....I want to go to the shower, but I don't have a beer to take with me

 

life's problems... so complex... so slimy

 

are you gonna ask Alex to lick them clean for you?

 

showertime shithead

 

I found a stray dog to take care of them.....since Alex wasn't around.

 

Dawn takes grease...out of your way.

 

I like the green stuff better