Eve's Talk with God...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by lankymidget, Mar 7, 2006.

  1. lankymidget

    lankymidget Worlds Tallest Dwarf

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    "Lord, I have a problem."

    "What's the problem, Eve?"

    "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

    "And why is that Eve?"


    "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

    "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

    "Man? What is that Lord?"

    "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

    "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"

    "Well ... you can have him on one condition."

    "And what's that Lord? "

    "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring ... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret ... you know, woman to woman
     
  2. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    I can believe God is a woman. That would explain a lot.
     
  3. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    yea gods a chick, havnt you all seen Dogma. jay and siilent bob man
     
  4. Mert no.2

    Mert no.2 Member

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    THE EVIDENCE:
    • The difficulty in having multiple orgasms as a man
    • Testicles are on the outside
    There's more but I can't think of it right now. I shall return.
     
  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    More evidence: the duckbill platypus.
     
  6. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes--and that lesbian dinosaur they found--the lickalotapuss.
     
  7. happy_kel

    happy_kel thug life.

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    lol =)
     
  8. Salem Blair

    Salem Blair Member

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    HAHAHA:p
     
  9. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Love the Dino joke!, lol
     
  10. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Another retard joke.
     
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