20 minutes..

hmmm..

i was told to sit here for 20 minutes more..

haddene planned onit..

now what?

any ideas fer zu zus?

 

man i fukkin told ya to make a pnut butter banana n mayo sammich,,, i guess yer cleared to come up after that,,,, oh n bring me my juice soda mix too pleez,,, i luv you....

 

peanut butter and mayo??????? thats sick!!!!!!

Im white, and Id never put mayo on peanut butter!! gross.

 

man you aint a southerner then are ya?

 

is kansas considered southern?

 

i opened another beer,, im cleared fertakeoff..

damn i feel like a delta pilot without a stewerdass.

juice soda,, juice soda..

this is yer captain puttin ya on auto pilot..

luv n lite

 

ahhhhhhhhhh "Christ" ,,,, YOU R NOT goin on strike,,,,,,,, make yer sammich get my juice yadda yadda n leave dat comp on....

wow this is much easier then hollerin....

oh no kansas is not southern,,,,,,, its just kinda in the middle of no where....

 

I didn't understand a stitch of that statement.

 

explains why yer called saggers then dont it...

 

Kansas is not the end of the world.

But you can see it from there...

 

Congratulations! That made absolutely no sense.

 

Allow me to translate:

I have a little time to kill.

I was not expecting this.

Whatever shall I do?

Perhaps a snack?

 

Thanks for being such a qualified translator for the uneducated.

 

Why don't you go play in traffic, fuckhead. You have no idea the education some of us have.