My fellow poster may have been crazy blitzed at the time, but he makes a good point! Marijuana teaches kids the metric system! In fact, I have a very relevant story to this! We were wondering about how cool it would be to have a Drugs Olympics. In it would be the Big Hit Contest. "Alright Tim, looks like Shooter McGee is sparking up...mmm, he's got a decent cherry on that one... wow he just keeps hitting that... SWEET JESUS SHOOTER LET SOME OXYGEN IN!" <And then they blow the shit into a measuring chamber.> "That was a hit like we haven't seen in ages...he hit all of that shit...fucking cashed the bowl... SWEET JESUS! 2.34 LITERS?! THAT'S A NEW WORLD RECORD!" (We also estimated that my friend's bong holds approximately one liter of smoke. :sunglasse) edit: This is now the Official "Herb Olympiad" Thread.
Too many words, didn't read. I think a real big hit contest would be basically the funniest thing ever. I'm just gonna let that be known. If you smoke kines this is the way to go. HOWEVER. If you smoke regs, I think a more interesting, and possibly more fun experience would endurance smoking. Have two catergories: amount, and time. Oh man! SPEED SMOKING! Get a fucking stopwatch and a piece with a little bowl. Be like "Ok....gO!" Time how long it takes them to cash the bowl! Damn! This is awesome! Ok. Being the starter of this thread, I think I may have to rename it The Herb Olympiad Thread
how bout the 100 meter 'getting up and finding where you JUST PUT that damned remote, cause you've been watching the menu sequence of the DVD for god knows how long.'
it doesn't take long to cash the bowl anyways. And you'd want a bigger bowl so it can hold more weed, be more of a competition.
A joint rolling competition, the macgyver competition (make a bong out of random shit) aka...my 4/20 party for the past 3 years haha We hold about 6 or 7 events, there's a prize for each one (joint rolling competition winner gets about 10 packs of different style papers, longest hit gets a 1 hitter, macgyver gets a bong etc etc) good times
haha I'm honored to have a thread made after my post. If you ever want to have a drug olympics I'll try out for the U.S. team! lol we might face some stiff competition from places like Canada and the Netherlands
Well, I mean, that's the point. It's supposed to be a speed event. Plus if the bowl was small then you could participate in more events. dog that's amazing details plz
line as many fuckin ppl up as u can..give em each an ounce a soda can, some tin foil, and a knife first to cash it all wins, meanwhile the whole stadium is stoned along w/ them (once we legalize smoking it at all, that is)
that's a lotta chronic. also probably better give them a light, eh? Whaaat. New knowledge is always good. Especially if the entirety of the world besides you knows about it. Plus liters are awesome. So are newtons. And kilopascals. mmHg are pretty cool too.
Eigh, the metric system isn't all that 'foreign' to most Yanks (think?) and I don't care for it, anyway. Litres suck, BTW. They themselves should be mL.
How about the "Yard Fence Steeple Chase" Each contenstant is given a bag of weed and a 10 meter head start. An official (wearing a badge) chases the contestant around a track that has fences every 30 meters. The contestant that eats the most grass before being caught wins. (Bonus points are given to every contestant who has less than 28 grams when caught.)
