A well-respected local man throws a fancy dress party - the difference is that rather than going as a superhero or whatever, you have to go dressed as an emotion. It gets to about half past ten and the party is in full swing, there's people covered in hearts who've gone as love, there's people with green contact lenses on who've gone as jealousy. All of a sudden the front door opens, and there are two Jamaican guys standing there almost naked. One of them has a hollowed out pear which he has his penis stuck into. The other one is holding a bowl of custard between his legs with his member dangling in it. The room goes dead silent and the host comes running up. "What the hell do you think you're playing at!" he shouts. "You're supposed to come as an emotion, not some fucking freak show!" The first Jamaican guy looks at him, and says, "We are emotions - I'm deep in 'dis pear, and my mate is 'fuckin' dis custid!"
