Do You Take The Bible Literally?

Oh dont worry.. I dont have a lot of spite, rage or hostility to anyone on these boards.
It is the internet afterall.
What I cant stand is willful stupidity, insincerety and people deliberately bluffing, fooling and all around decieving others.
That annoys me.
Morons arent that hate worthy anyways, lots of times them retards will make me laugh and laugh even!

 

before you go off and make fun of "retards" I suggest you find out waht retarded means.

Retard basicly means to hold back, hinder, delay, etc etc...Now if you mean a person with say down syndromes then that ain't cool man..

I *think* you mean people that lack commonsense...least i hope...

 

Actually, I have this retarded buddy.. and he really does make me laugh and laugh all the time.
He really is Clinically Retarded in the head, so its acceptable that he pulls off the stupid and funniest shit ever.
I will tell you what is signifigant - this guy is retarded and yet he knows right from wrong.
I often think of that when I see people with unimpaired brains to pull off wrong things.

 

I don't like the word retard myself, but yeah I get what your saying about right wrong though!

 

do christians says fucking? what are you giving up for lent mister

 

lol yeah i love those fucking retards man, fuck them right??

 

This are the same christians who have been killing them self for most of the last 2000+ years also started the 2 bigest world wars and used own slaves as well . im ready for this turkey.

 

Thats why I try to stay pacfist...just one more thing I can say I don't have in common with the western main stream church.

 

Please try not to barf nonsense in the middle of threads.
Thx

 

you notice he did not say much.

 

Im not sure if there is much to say about someone interjecting silly gobbedly-gook half-statements into a thread.

Do you have something to say or just want to barf up senseless err...'comments'?

 

Truth hurts Erasmus, West's version of Christianity is something I belive Christ would frown upon. I realize I'm by no means 100% Moral or even close. But I do try to least repersent my Faith and Spirituailty (note lack of Religion)in a decent light. using words like fucking,moron, and the like really show christ in a postive manner(I by no means am exempt) when someone brigns stuff like that up realize that its Truth that our people have done some crazy things denying it makes you seem like an arrogant fool.

God's people have always messed things up. Since our Mother Eve

 

I wouldnt know if the truth hurts but stupid shit like (and I think this is what was scrawled incoherently) some blabbing about 'two major wars' is for who?
Hitler?
Stalin?
Mao?
Emeror Hito?

'The Christian West' did an astonishing job in defeating Evil where it did.
Is that what he means?
Canada, USA, Britain defeating Evil and saving the world from Hitler?

Please stop posting stupid shit.
Thanx.

 

Happy birthday Erasmus all of us Religon/philosphy regulars bought you a History Book. USE IT WELL MY FRIEND!

 

i think Kris put the final touch.

 

At least he didn't bring up christopher columbus.


It seems this thread has morphed from one about biblical literalism into how one best represents christianity. I think it can safely be said that it is unlikely Christ of the bible would use name-calling and insults to get his message across to those he is speaking to. I also doubt that he would convienently forget transgressions committed in his name for the sake of argument. In fact, such things seemed to enrage him - he would certainly not play stupid to the existance of such transgressions to make a point in any forum (internet or otherwise).

 

christopher columbus was not that bad it was the other spaniards that fallow him the bad news . Ponce de Leon etc etc.

 

What two wars were you talking about again?
Oh?
I didnt think so.

 

Wow, he's like a republican fuzzy.

 

Well Said.