Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear him fall, does he make a sound?

 

that is a trick question for chuck norris would never fall down in a forest.

 

if he was in a forest he'd be doing his walker run

i love those segments on conan they used to play hahaha classic

 

There is a plane on my ship named Chuck Norris. In fact oh so many months ago, he visited the ship and I got to meet him.

 

If he fell, the trees would cry, and someone might hear that.

 

OK, funny people... I did this thread in the people forum months ago. Stop stealing my shtick, Mmmmkay?

 

that is a shame that you are not only uncompensated but people also take credit for your work. i wonder if they are compensated smart asses.

 

Shut it, you bug-eyed kid toucher.

 

i do not know where such aggression has come from. i was merely expressing my sympathy to you. i will not make that mistake again. good day kind sir.