Want to talk to God?

Knees sore from prayer? Tired of wondering if god hears you? Keep waiting for god to talk back?

Well god has heard your concerns, and has made himself available online.

Talk to god:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

 

His logic tree is screwed up! hahaha so is his english.

 

yeah.. I gotta agree that is pretty weak.
Whats with the 'Repenting' thing anyways.. does the author even know what repentance is and how that is approached in Christianity?
No.

Lame.

 

It isn't meant to be serious. In fact, it says that a sense of humor is recommended...Meaning it isn't for you Erasmus. hehe

 

Have a sense of fucking humor, Erasmus. Or is that beyond you?

 

(laughs)

Come on man, it's a JOKE.

It says "Note: iGod is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humour is recommended."

Please don't tell me that you actually believe this is some sort of attack on Christianity, or that you're taking it seriously ...

Still, I typed in "Hi there" and waited for 5 minutes for a response. I got nothin'.

(laughs even more)

This was my second conversation:

 

haha thats great. he never really answered my "If your god why do you have to ask me questions" He said "STOP IT NOW" or something along those lines

 

He told me that his favorite celebrity is Mel Gibson. lol

 

haha! thats funny