"AHH! My weenie's growin"!!!"

Wang, johnson, willy, peter, purple-helmet warrior... penis.

 

trouser snake

I like that one the best..because it has english slang in it...






Shut up

Don't judge me

 

You probably would hate to be a guy; my situation is pretty shitty. It sucks to not identify with your body.

Oh, and the last time I checked; I dunno when... I was 7", lol.

 

When were walking ( me mark and kyle) Sometimes I tell random people that: "My friend mark here is a chronic masturbator." I dont think the last person I told that to, knew what masturbation was. Kyle told him to ask his teacher...

 

Hmm... My first thought 'Hehe, awesome... Why is it doing that???'

 

hahahaha

 

hahahah this is such a great fucking thread

 

Wang Dang Doodle.

 

I remember I announced to the carful of my moms friends .

 

haha

 

i was in second grade and i saw some thing growing in my pant at school because my teacher was pretty

 

ahah... you seem like an interesting guy.

 

What I want to know is what he punched into "search" to dig up this thread.

 

I was wondering the same.

Hot damn.

 

Guys get hard-ons during REM sleep, so I can say that I can't remember my first.

 

Do you want a prize or something?

 

And the WTO says trace remains of the Bovine Growth Hormone doesn't affect people.

 

well, i ejaculated when i was six..:H

beat that...

 

Holy shit, mush!