need this to be legal for speech

[font=&quot]What The Heck Are We Going To Do?[/font]
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[font=&quot]By: Christian J. Stokes and Kevin R. Moser[/font]
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[font=&quot](Actors should be on opposite sides of the room and approach each other at start)[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: Hey Kevin[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Hey Christian[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: What number are you[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: H4… you? (not actors may change their numbers to fit the particular meet)[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: H3……. dude[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: what[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: It says were in duet acting[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: what… we don’t do duet acting[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: yea it shows us right here… what the heck are we going to do[/font]

[font=&quot] What happens when 2 speech students arrive at a speech meet and find out they have to give do duet acting, but don’t have it prepared[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Confused and frustrated they have to find a way to make up and deliver a speech in less than 10 minutes[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: Christian a blonde haired green eyed guy is freaking out[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Kevin a brown haired brown eyed kid is much more optimistic and is throwing out possible ideas for their shattered duet acting piece in “what the heck are we going to do”[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: by Christian Stokes[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: and Kevin Moser[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: I AM FREAKING OUT[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Dude its ok calm down we will figure this out[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: Figure this out… figure this out Kevin we have to give a duet acting right now.. are round is already going[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Its ok… lets just quote from a movie[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: A movie is that even legal[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: Well sure it is we could do star wars[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: Explain[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: CHRISTIAN I AM YOUR FATHER[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/font]

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[font=&quot]Kevin: ok yea doesn’t work too many characters [/font]

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[font=&quot](Actors may now add their own movies and comment on them as they wish, the idea of this piece is to test ones improv skills)[/font]

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[font=&quot]Christian: You know what… lets do this, (walk into room)… were in the wrong room.[/font]

 

I don't get it.

And what does "need this to be legal for speech" mean?

Hmm, very cryptic.

If I was a cryptologist maybe I would try to figure it out. But I'm not. So I'm going to jerk off instead.

 

hahaha. sounds like a plan. i don't see how this fits into an art forum... or even how it plays relevant in someone's mind other than the fact that it completely and utterly loses itself in the unimportantness of the entire thing.