Stoner One Liners

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by NaturaAtraSpiritus, Feb 26, 2006.

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  1. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    83. Where the hell is my bowl?
    84. Check and see who the fucks out there
    85. WDF WAS THAT?!?!?!
    86. WDH is he doing?
    87. Got anymore green?
    88. Corner that shit, moron
     
    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg, Feb 26, 2006
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  3. liz

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    omg coolest username evahhhh
     
    liz, Feb 26, 2006
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  5. tye

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    One time I said..

    Guys, I smell burnt Penguins.
     
    tye, Feb 26, 2006
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  7. forest420

    forest420 Senior Member

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    89. I CALL GREENS!! - ahhh god damnit why didnt i call it sooner?
    90. (as ur driving along) hey man... where am I going? - i dunno... (5 minutes later) hey man... where am I going?- i dunno man just drive.
    91. change the song- i dont wanna get up- k hahah
     
    forest420, Feb 26, 2006
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  9. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    92. hey man i'm gonna pinch his sack

    93. man he totally pinched my sack
     
    40oz and chronic, Feb 26, 2006
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  11. jimi420

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    94. i got shotty
    95. i got deuce on that shit
    96. lets hit up wendy's
     
    jimi420, Feb 26, 2006
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  13. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    97. let's fuck?
     
    40oz and chronic, Feb 26, 2006
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  15. God-Machine

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    'Huh?' doesn't matter in what context. more often used out of nowhere while watching television.
     
    God-Machine, Feb 28, 2006
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  17. mulch brother

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    98. that song feels good!
    99.anyone hungry? (NJ folk- anyone wants some wawa?)
    100. what time is it?
     
    mulch brother, Feb 28, 2006
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  19. DudeDre

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    101- i just realized...
    102- i'm driving!!!
    103- (laugh)
     
    DudeDre, Feb 28, 2006
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  21. We_All_Shine_On

    We_All_Shine_On Senior Member

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    Omg I am SO smart, I just thought of the coolest thing
     
    We_All_Shine_On, Feb 28, 2006
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  23. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

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    do you have a guitar i can play man?
     
    rhasta.penguin, Feb 28, 2006
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  25. Happiness_First

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    -Hey, get me some food while you're in there.
     
    Happiness_First, Mar 1, 2006
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  27. BradinTheGreat

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    These are a few of my personal quotes:
    "I'm locked in a fucking closet!"
    "The cricket won't stop chasing me!"
    "SHHHH!!!! He might be a spy!"
    "I want peanut butter and orange juice!"
    "AHH!!!! *starting to freak out* There's fucking ghosts in here!!!"
    "My feet are stuck in the mud!"
    "*cough, cough* I'm goooooonnnnneeeeeeeee"
    "I'm a Ghost Buster!"
    "The trees are dancing too!" (I was sitting down, looking out the window, and listening to David Bowie)
     
    BradinTheGreat, Mar 1, 2006
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  29. TheRosesAreFree

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    One of my favorites was when my buddy james says:
    "Money flows in the direction of time" I guess he was talking about inflation and economics or something, i dont know.
     
    TheRosesAreFree, Mar 1, 2006
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  31. inner wilderness

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    Do you have any visine?
     
    inner wilderness, Mar 2, 2006
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  33. moonlight phoenix

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    I've had that too, the trees were dancing in time with every song, and another time it looked like an orchestra!

    I didn't actually speak this last night but it was a random thought that just popped in my head as I was lying down with my eyes shut that made me laugh out loud.

    "We Should Grow Pink Floyd Farms"
     
    moonlight phoenix, Mar 5, 2006
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  35. AcousticPeace

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    * i forgot i was stoned
    * dude, my mom went grocery shopping!
    *how the hell did we get here?
    * lets fucking chase that smoke cloud man!! fuck yeah
    *stop drawing on the window and watch the road.
     
    AcousticPeace, Mar 5, 2006
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  37. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    - omg white lighter, go away!
     
    40oz and chronic, Mar 12, 2006
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  39. BaiBye

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    >it's tickling my brain!
    > not in my girdle
    >wtf was i saying?
     
    BaiBye, Mar 12, 2006
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