George W. Bush's Resume

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  1. shaina

    shaina No War Know Peace

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    ~George W. Bush's Resume~


    EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

    LAW ENFORCEMENT:

    * I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976
    for driving under the
    influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a
    fine, and had my driver's license
    suspended for 30 days.

    * My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is
    not available.


    MILITARY:

    * I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went
    AWOL.

    * I refused to take a drug test or answer any
    questions about my drug use.

    * By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was
    able to avoid combat duty in
    Vietnam.


    COLLEGE:

    * I graduated from Yale University with a low C
    average.

    * I was a cheerleader.


    PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

    * I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

    * I began my career in the oil business in
    Midland, Texas, in 1975.

    * I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any
    oil in Texas. The company
    went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

    * I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
    sweetheart deal that took land
    using taxpayer money.

    * With the help of my father and our right-wing
    friends in the oil industry
    (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected
    governor of Texas.


    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:

    * I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power
    and oil companies, making Texas
    the most polluted state in the Union.

    * During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles
    as the most smog-ridden city in
    America.

    * I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury
    to the tune of billions in
    borrowed money.

    * I set the record for the most executions by any
    governor in American history.

    * With the help of my brother, the governor of
    Florida, and my father's
    appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
    President after losing by over
    500,000 votes.


    ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

    * I am the first President in U.S. history to
    enter office with a criminal
    record.

    * I invaded and occupied two countries at a
    continuing cost of over one billion
    dollars per week.

    * I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
    bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

    * I shattered the record for the largest annual
    deficit in U.S. history.

    * I set an economic record for most private
    bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
    period.

    * I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
    in a 12-month period.

    * I set the all-time record for the biggest drop
    in the history of the U.S.
    stock market.

    * In my first year in office, over 2 million
    Americans lost their jobs and that
    trend continues every month.

    * I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are
    the richest of any administration
    in U.S. history.

    * My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has
    a Chevron oil tanker named
    after her.

    * I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
    trips by a U.S. President.

    * I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
    for receiving the most
    corporate campaign donations.

    * My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and
    one of my best friends, Kenneth
    Lay, presided over the largest corporate
    bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history,
    Enron.

    * My political party used Enron private jets and
    corporate attorneys to assure
    my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
    election decision.

    * I have protected my friends at Enron and
    Halliburton against investigation or
    prosecution. More time and money was spent
    investigating the Monica Lewinsky
    affair than has been spent investigating one of
    the biggest corporate rip-offs
    in history.

    * I presided over the biggest energy crisis in
    U.S. history and refused to
    intervene when corruption involving the oil
    industry was revealed.

    * I presided over the highest gasoline prices in
    U.S. history.

    * I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
    criminals to be awarded
    government contracts.

    * I appointed more convicted criminals to
    administration than any President in
    U.S. history.

    * I created the Ministry of Homeland Security,
    the largest bureaucracy in the
    history of the United States government.

    * I've broken more international treaties than
    any President in U.S. history.

    * I am the first President in U.S. history to
    have the United Nations remove the
    U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

    * I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

    * I refused to allow inspectors access to
    U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and
    thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva
    Convention.

    * I am the first President in history to refuse
    United Nations election
    inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

    * I set the record for the fewest number of press
    conferences of any President
    since the advent of television.

    * I set the all-time record for most days on
    vacation in any one-year period.

    * After taking off the entire month of August, I
    presided over the worst
    security failure in U.S. history.

    * I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after
    the World Trade Center attacks
    and less than a year later made the U.S. the most
    hated country in the world,
    the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

    * I have set the all-time record for most people
    worldwide to simultaneously
    protest me in public venues (15 million people),
    shattering the record for
    protest against any person in the history of
    mankind.

    * I am the first President in U.S. history to
    order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
    attack and the military occupation of a sovereign
    nation.

    * I did so against the will of the United
    Nations, the majority of U.S.
    citizens, and the world community.

    * I have cut health care benefits for war
    veterans and support a cut in duty
    benefits for active duty troops and their
    families -- in war time.

    * In my State of the Union Address, I lied about
    our reasons for attacking Iraq,
    then blamed the lies on our British friends.

    * I am the first President in history to have a
    majority of Europeans (71%) view
    my presidency as the biggest threat to world
    peace and security.

    * I am supporting development of a
    nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.


    RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

    * All records of my tenure as governor of Texas
    are now in my father's library,
    sealed and unavailable for public view.

    * All records of SEC investigations into my
    insider trading and my bankrupt
    companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable
    for public view.

    * All records or minutes from meetings that I, or
    my Vice-President attended
    regarding public energy policy are sealed in
    secrecy and unavailable for public
    review

     
  2. flmkpr

    flmkpr Senior Member

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    i did not read this but i have every intention of doing so! are you sure you got his complete resumea???
     
  3. shaina

    shaina No War Know Peace

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    probably not but its still alot of stuff thats crazy
     
  4. tye

    tye Member

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    Bush ruins the world.
     
  5. wart359

    wart359 Member

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    How's he ruining the world?
     
  6. shaina

    shaina No War Know Peace

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    Iraq, Afganistan and the U.S just to name a few
     
  7. wart359

    wart359 Member

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    Oh, Iraq, yea, Saddam Hussein wasn't a bad person at all, we should have let him go and continue to make WMD's. Just because we didn't find any, doesn't mean he didn't have any.
     
  8. Pumpkin Eater

    Pumpkin Eater Member

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    Your right with most of those things. The ridiculous thing is that you could pick and chose information and do that to almost every single person in politics.
     
  9. FallenDreamer

    FallenDreamer Member

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    It's brillent and true. Alittle one-sided but what isn't these days?
     
  10. mclemj

    mclemj Member

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    w is the man
     

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