if you could throw anything

We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.

 

^LOL Chris^

i know right

 

he probably would of eaten the stripper anyways if he knew



hev - dude! i had this moment in a dream that you were in last night...i arrived at an airport, and i saw ya for the first time, but neither of us said a word. we just walked up to each other, you handed me a hit of x, you had one to, we took them, and then we walked off.

to bad i didnt dream the part while the x was taking effect

 

a peeled banana

 

ahaha wow, thats freakin awesome


i had ANOTHER dream that you were in the other nite. but i cant remember anything about it, i just remember you were in it.


we needa stop dreaming about each other

 

i really wanna try x

 

haha you should
with me n pauly

 

funk yeah!

 

i know...i just cant help it...it just happens

 

ya you should

 

id throw a fish cause ive done it before and it was pertty fun
nothin like a good fight with fish

 

i feel like flinging cheese at someone to see if it'd stick to them

 

I'd throw George Bush into quicksand.

 

ahahaha

 

the earth at the sun

 

I'd throw fifty bucks in my bank account and twenty gallons of gas in my tank.

 

I saw on That 70's Show this one guy put a rotten fish in the other guys hubcap between the hubcap and the brake drum, it was sooo funny.

 

i'd throw myself into a time machine and go back 37 years to woodstock