things you did to teachers in high school

we had this one teacher we all despised,
his name was hank osterhout...he was a fucking pigdog...he would leave the room and one of us would take his whole stacks of tests and quiz's & chuck them out the window. ive seen people sip luggies in his coffee as well as chew spit...i personally smoked weed outta his tobacco pipe but i wasnt quite so mean to him...

 

Nothing really, I was such a pussy now that I think about it

 

the kids in my class were so mean to our eleventh grade chemisty teacher that after crying in class so many days... he quit.

i was never mean to him.. but i would laugh. now i feel really bad. actually, i felt bad then too.

the guy was an idiot and couldnt teach but he didnt deserve that....

 

oh yeah,
he wouyld spit on you when he talked top you...like daffy duck...fucking disgusting...

 

ohh I never was mean to any teacher. I had more respect than that. I remember a chemistry teacher though, who everyone would give a hard time to, and do alot of things in his class, because they knew they could get away with it. I felt sorry for the guy. his wife also taught in that school, as well as a librarian, and she was so mean

 

haha...well we had one teacher...that we'd put condoms with lotion in them on the door handles to the room, so that whatever doorhandle he touched there was a condom on it.

we put laxatives in his coffee.

we took alka-seltzer without water in the class to make it look like we were convulsion - we'd foam from the mouth.....hahahaha

 

Pretty tame stuff....especially reliever teachers. We had one who passed around the role for us to all write our names on (bad idea) and we wrote things like mike crutch and dragonball z names.......it was amusing at the time but doesn't seem that clever now

Some of the prefects at school (including the vice head boy dude) spray painted abusive things about some of the teachers on the second to last day of our last year....the school couldn't do much about it except for take the vice head boy's position off him and get him in shit with his parents.

 

I had this substitue teacher for 9th grade math I think, we all licked our fingers and rubbed them on the book rack underneat the desk and it made this sound. The teacher thought there was something wrong with the pipes and stopped class and was asking other teachers if there were problems with the plumbing.

I tried it on the third day and he looked at me and sAId "i'M ONTO YOU NOW"!

 

which teacher ya wanna know about???

i wasnt cruel or mean ,, just stood up when noone else would,,,
so therefore,,,
tossed history teachers books n papers out a window three stories up,... same teacher cuffed in the head once because ,,, as he said " i had a chip on my shoulder"... same teacher,,, me n another kid with a busted arm,, put those ol musical watches(that at that point was a new fangled thing) in our casts n played them thru class....

another one i politely told to fuck off n die,,,he is now the superidiot of the district... but at that point was a sub gym dude n ISS idiot who thought i should play gym in a cast from my hip down....

we got our spanish teacher,,, an ex nun... absolutely wasted on a trip to puerto rico... (twas fun)

but gotta say most my teachers were pretty kewl ,, i even used to smoke with them outside,,,,

 

In eigth grade we passed around a note saying everyone cough at 11 and every ten minutes afterwards. Ms. Eagle our bio teacher started yelling 'what is going on with the coughing? stop caoughing. who started the coughing?' it was pretty funny.

 

learned

 

i liked my teachers. i was just on my high school's myspace page and was reminiscing about our teachers. it was a lively bunch. i didn't get any of the losers. mine were all fascinating characters. though i didn't like mr. bertain, our biology teacher, much. he was very cliquey and trying too hard to be the "cool" teacher. gave me the heebie jeebies.

 

Well I was a rather nice kid until crossed then I always sought revenge. I believed respect must be earned and never given away.
6th grade I had a science teacher who when I was in the hospital seemed very nice. My sister went to get homework for me to do as I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital and the kind lady said she did not hand out homework to students who had to be out like that. I was so excited, well my first real day back to class on crutches and nice painkillers I was dozing off in her class. She informed me that I had an "F" in her class and that there was no way I was gonna pass becuase I never did any of the work. Well I waited my time and our school had them old squirrel cage blower heaters the ran under the window. I put her 4 pet gerbils in them and while she was looking for them, the heater kicked on and the gerbils did not run fast enough and well it was a very not nice site. She had a mental break down and quit.

High school teacher who always made a habit to make quirky little nicknames for us but expected us to Call him Mr.... well I grew tired of the name calling he had done to me and so I had the chance to work on his prize little 67 stingray. Long story short his engine had no gaskets but rather was totally assembled with liquid steel and 671 loctite. Glad it was the end of my senior year.

Yes I was a not so good person, I have grown up and tend to be an extreme pacifist now.

 

i like the phrase "extreme pacifist." it makes me think of sloths.

 

"i like the phrase "extreme pacifist." it makes me think of sloths"

I just seem to desire arguments that much anymore. I must have poured that all out of me or something. I used to enjoy them, could take anyside of a topic and run with it and right when you would start to see things my way I would take a different stance. Loved it, teachers hated it. Made the wrestling coach/english teacher so angry he left school right in the middle of class then they had me sit through his class from then on out in the library and gave me credit for it. I never started anything, but seemed to master that finsih. Now I just seem to feel bad for things when I hurt ppl so I just let things roll off.

 

I was worse in middle school. now i just chill because my teachers arent really assholes.

 

We used to make random sex noises. I used to wait while one person was reading out loud to the class and be like "uhh ahh harder harder". Teacher would not lecture me, he would just say 'get out'.