i fart lots

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by drazil, Feb 13, 2006.

  1. drazil

    drazil Member

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    i get so gassed up if i eat beans,starchy foods or drink milk.and i dont just let go little squeakers.we're talking major window rattling blasts.thats my confession
     
  2. Brand New Soul

    Brand New Soul Senior Member

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    Haha! Thats awesome... Im sorry farts amuse me!
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    i feel sorry for anyone that lives with you.. or works with you.. or is near you when you let one loose


    you probably shart too
     
  4. buttrfly)i(

    buttrfly)i( Member

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    when i think about it... that must really suck. i mean you are always smelly and i bet you dont have a lot of friends. and i sure farting all the time can make your butt hole hurt.

    i am sorry my friend.
     
  5. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    can u not avoid the foods that give u the gas, or get gas-x or something? It is going to effect ur ability to make friends, get dates etc. Ur ass must reek, and I'm an ass-woman myself... that would definately deter me.
     
  6. kayte

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    have you checked into being lactose intolerant? slightly allergic to wheat? it is really common to have those reactions if you are of the above. it's worth checking out.
     
  7. Atom bomb therapy

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  8. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    i fart a lot at night. i lay in my bed and all hell breaks loose. lol i dont do it much in day. just at night. same with my friend. and wen he stays the night, fuck it can get quite nasty, but im kinda used to it.
     
  9. liz

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    I rue the day that you two decide to have a co-ed sleepover.

    And that's an awesome sig.
     
  10. mr.morrison

    mr.morrison Senior Member

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    lol thanks
     
  11. dannyandkodiak

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    Wow, now these are the kind of posts I like to see. The ones that make me really laugh out loud. I hardly ever fart so everytime I do it's like a gosh damn grand opening. I kind of go into shock because it hardly ever happens. I use to fart a lot but the past four years it seems like I've really matured and I even learned to hold my burps. It's amazing. My advice to you is that maybe you just need to take a shit more often... Infact maybe that's why I never have to fart, I probably have the healthiest colon in america. Eh, this is going to far...
     
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