For the men

hah I just walk out in the front yard...forms wonderful bonds between neighbors

 

When I lived (somewhat) in the country I did that all the time.

 

I always unzip lol, but I don't hold it sometimes.

 

the only time i sit down to piss is when i'm take a shit. other than that, i stand up. when drunk, i lean or hold onto the wall...

 

i like to put little boats in the toliet and try to sink them, zipped and without holding it....now who's the man?

 

I'd give anything to be able to pee standing up. I'd even give up multiple orgasms!

 

When I have morning wood...I'll sit down and think about baseball until it goes down. Then pee. Thats the only time I can think of.

 

haha,
i bet its the opposite

 

i live with 3 females,, its a combination of RESPECT,, an laziness i suposse.

but yes unless im at a urinal or outside i sit to pee..

AN YES ID STILL KICK YER ASS!!

 

I want to vote! Change it so I can vote! This is so sexist

 

i only pee sitting when im taking a shit...

 

Wtf you have never had a multiple?!?!?

 

Oh I have but I'd give them up if I could pee standing up Is that weird? :&

 

Hahahaha no! I peed in the woods once, it got on my leg So I would give alot of things to pee standing.

 

Yeah, it would just make life sooo much easier. Going to public toilets wouldn't be such a nightmare everytime AND you'd never ever have to queue to the loo!

 

I wish I had a penis.

 

dilligaf is a master at peein standin ..

if shes naked or in a skirt she aint even gotta squat.
as long as shes outside of course..


practice makes perfect..

 

I should practice more, but I would scare the neighbors and get the cops called on me. Damn she doesn't even need to squat?

 

Yes...Peeing standing is good when you are in a hurry and need convenience but it makes such a mess...What's the worst is when that trickster suprises you though...If you've ever seen My Myself and Irene you'll know what i'm talking about. That happens randomly sometimes and then piss gets all over the toilet and it sucks. Plus when you shake it then drops get everywhere, no way to get around that. I pee standing up because i live in a dorm, but if i had my own home i dunno, i wouldn't want to clean up piss all over the toilet.

 

no she is amazing..

what makes me envey her is the flow that comes out..

man it takes me 5 times as long to piss what she does..

hell even when im done i have to shake it an i still wind up dribblin in my boxers..

she just does a lil butt wiggle an shes clean as a whistle..