Busted by a teacher.the steps to get away

well me and my 2 friends where having a session next 2 the school when out of know where comes the teacher barreling around the corner.
My friend had a half Oz in his hand and the teacher got a good look at it.
she knew what it was and she told us 2 get in the school and go 2 the office.
Here are some steps 2 try and get out of this "sticky" situation.

Step 1: Tell the teacher that u dont go 2 that school"this takes away the teacher's super powers"

Step 2: As stupid as it sounds tell the teacher 2 call the cops "pray 2 god they dont have a cell on them" even if they do, ur legs were made for running.
Then he said "what, u dont think i will?" I said no , smiling and then he stormed off back into the school

Step 3: if u are wearing a jacket take it off or a hat especially. Anything that they can use 2 describe you.

Step 4: Ok here is the funny part, go into the nest of the beast-the last place they will look for u. Right back into the school from another door LoL and go 2 class

note: this will only work if u go 2 a big school with many a teacher
Talking Bullshit is a stoners best defence

any1 been caught by a teacher and escaped? Lets hear ur story!

 

in addition, DONT SMOKE NEXT TO YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL!

 

i got caught once in the parking lot and the teacher was like i know what you guys were doing i saw it and if i see it again ill call the cops on all of you than unlocked the door and let us into the school and didnt say anything else it was pretty cool

 

You're a fucking loser. How about first of all, you stop smoking weed, go back to school, learn to spell and then give us some tips, ok?

 

Oh well thank fucking god we have this ultimate pwnage st0n3r around to tell us how to smoke at school and how to get away from being busted. Praise the lord, he has answered my call

 

I agree with this

And this

And this

But not this.

 

so my friend and i are walking around, i had smoked weed and taked about 2Gs of P shrooms and was pretty fucked up. my friend nudges me in the ribs and i see the five o drive by, i was freaking out but when it got to the end of the street it made a u-turn and drove back to us and pulled over. i guess we look rather suspect anyway in grateful dead shirts and bellbotems, they asked us if we where high and if we had anything on us, we said no. (but the dime bag in my hidden pocket was spilling) he pated us down and found nothing and told us that "fucking hippy stoners will always get caught" and that we would to.

but they drove off and i got away scott free,

and damn you all are angry at one another, you on a forum for weed and hippys, let give peace a chance.

 

So? What's your point?

 

LOL...nothing is wrong...people just need to lighten up!

 

my lighter broke while i was educating my self with the carl cannabis. and it was a sad day for all my felloiw tokers...

 

If you have contraband on you, run, run like a frightened monkey, hell, work out every day on the treadmill so you can run faster and longer. Ditch whatever you have at the earliest opportunity (a trashcan, don't give it to a friend unless you want them to get busted too.) If the catch you after you got rid of all your shit the worst they can do is suspend you, and you can fight it too (it wasn't me, just someone who looks like me)

 

Typical sound advice.

And yeah, lay off the original poster. Granted, getting high at school is not exactly a million-dollar idea, but it's fucking high school, so who gives a shit? And as for the bad spelling thing, are we suddenly not going to take stoners seriously because they're bad spellers? What next? People like the rest of us who have good spelling and grammar skills are going to have to pay more a bag? C'mon, it's weed and you're teenagers. Lighten the fuck up.

 

Well I can tell you one thing...I'm sure not going anywhere just because a bunch of kids want me to...

Democracy doesn't work in the real world either...sorry

 

LOL, I"m talking specifically about this thread...and I certainly wasn't reaming out anyone about calling dreads "nasty", I asked her for her reasons behind why she calls them nasty...and she couldn't give me anything that could hold up without facts...

LOL I'm not sure what the dread thread has to do with this one, though.

 

I don't know what reply you are referring to.

 

Wow. Reading this whole thread was a waste of time. But Ill add my 2 cents.

Im not gonna sit back and watch a bunch of kids write stupid ass threads talking about "Ah yeah! Lets run from the teachers and ditch my shit in the trash can and go burn a fatty again the next day!! Wow! Im so pwned all of dem!". It just doesnt fly. Sure, you sound cool and all writing down on a stoner thread on the internet but when the shit really hits the fan in real life I can bet you wouldnt do any of that crap your talking about.

Free speech forums? Am I right? If someone wants to disagree about something then let them! Get off annie's case, practice peace, and burn a fat bowl, k?

 

And anything you say is worth any more than what I say? RIIIIIIIIGHT

 

Lol, the man with all the answers huh. Lets pull the quote and respond move again, cmon, lets hear it. You cant just let things go can you? Are you here just to stir up controversy?

 

What did I expect.. not worth arguing with a guy who's flexin nuts with words on a computer screen spewing out shit like "its fun fucking with the ****" and being a cocky son of a bitch

 

Flexin nuts = tryin to be tough. Yeah your the shit man. Your fucking awsome. You might as well own these forums since you act like you already do. Being a total dick on a website is totally pointless and halts the progression of useful/meaningful conversation. What is your problem man