Uh-piff-uh-knee

I am old. I am senile. I am cynical. And I still have my hair.





Life is good.

 

awwesome

 

Yeah you're 16, you should retire now ...
Yoou gave enough to modern american society, now go take care of yourself

 

i im 35. yuou ire-a 16. now whu is zee old one-a?

 

YOUR CYNICAL?

 

I have lost nearly an inch offa my hair. It works.

Epiphany: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Life is good.

 

I Enjoy Petting Sweaty Things

 

LOLLL

 

perhaps its time to set ya into your rocking chair and give ya a typewriter. as long as you got hair, you can still type one hell of a story...even when your hair turns blue, it can still be pretty good

 

You're so quotable. When I'm famous, I'm just gonna rattle off George-isms in front of some of the most professional institutions in all of America.

 

lol, i don't think that makes any sense pauly

 

i dont feel like i need to

 

One day, you shall see... my hair will turn blue and I will caress the balding middle peninsula with my hands and shit a brick.

 

pauly is above sensical communication

 

Makes perfect sense to me, and that's all that matters.

 

yay

 

I sweat life. :wtf:

 

such an nice thing to say, im veh-clempt. the love is ooozing *twirls* is everyone always so nice?

I think the meaning of life is reeepeccct ... sigh*

epiphany?

 

you know whats funny.
sweat.
it all have different scents and stuff.
it;s like a personal perfume maker.
gross.