Ever been caught white handed?

When I was 13 ,I was about 3.4 secs from getting caught. luckily I had the alarm thing that makes noise when people go near my room

 

My mother caught me a # of times when I was pretty young-she told me I should stop because it would "ruin my hormones". 1. I didn't stop, and 2. it obviously didn't "ruin my hormones" since they're in excellent condition.

 

Caught by my dad when I was about 14(?). I was in the garage, and I don't even remember why I was doing it there, but I was standing with pants down to my knees. My dad walked in, and caught me doing it. But what he did was cool, cause he just looked at me, and let out a laugh, then said something like "i'll let you get back to your business, go ahead and finish up" and then he walked out.

 

wolfie65, you've never had sex?, are you seriously 41? place an ad in the newspaper saying you are a 41 year old virgin and you want to have sex, i bet your phone wont stop ringing

 

If your a 41 year old virgin you have two options. Either hire a prostitute or shoot yourself (I'm being sarcastic).

I've never been caught in the act.

 

Can I have your dad?

 

Well, there was this time i was in a college class and there was this girl that was so hot i just fantasized about doing her the whole class time. Naturally i was super horny when class was done and i wanted to get to it ASAP...So i get in my car and start taking it out with one hand while driving with the other through the parking lot. I had a sweatshirt on to cover it up with, plus since it was below the window level i figured no one would see...It just so happened that i ended up driving right past the actual girl that got me so horny and she looked at me with the most horrified face ever! Since she was walking and i was sitting in the car she must've been able to look down past the window level and see it...

 

never been caught.. thoa when I was younger like around 11-12... I got in a fight with my mom and shes like... why don't ya just go jerkoff some more... tottaly caught me offguard so im like.. Whatever..

and as for sex never been caught thoa with my last girlfriend... her parents were home.. and we didn't have a condom but we did it anyways.. at the end I pulled out finished... 2 mins later her dad comes down.. scared the fuck out of me.. plus we were drinking whiskey... funny thing thoa is.. while we were doin it I asked what happens if ur parents come down, and she replied with.. "fuck them".. so I carried on with my duty to pleasure some booty..

 

Now you're both assuming that I'm worried about being a virgin!

 

yea well my dad says people who don't get laid, become serial killers

 

You'd better hope I don't get a ticket to Ontario then eh? Just Kidding!
Why on earth would a virgin become a serial killer? Is there some reasoning
behind that statement or was it made whilst under the influence of drink/drugs?

 

because not gettin laid sucks...

 

Yes it does suck, I never said it didn't but it's not the end of the world!
There is too much emphasis put on sex and I don't understand why. It's
not like the world is underpopulated or anything so why make a big issue
of it?

 

Obviously you don't have a penis.

 

May I ask why you are still a virgin? I'm sincere in my asking. If you'd like you can PM it if its something you'd perfer not alot of people here. If ya don't wanna share thats cool. Seems like a great feat!

 

Well I've got something hidden in my boxers - must be my packed lunch!

 

Reply sent by PM.

 

My oh my with lines like that how did he ever not get laid.. but I agree with the sex is over-rated type thing.. waiting alot of years for it.. nothin too spectacular as one might be led to beleive oh well..

 

I wasn't trying to be funny - just pointing out to someone who thinks that because I've not had sex I must have no penis. Does that mean because he didn't have anything worthwhile to say he therefore has no brain?
Possibly but I'm not going to comment!

 

Are you sure ur 19? caught*