oh wow, im the strongest person in the WORLD!

well, not really.. but i just OPENED A JAR OF PICKLES

you know how when the seal isnt broken on a pickle jar yet, and its super fuckin hard to open? well i have always been too weak in the past to open it, which saddened me cuz im a HUGE pickle lover and i usually crave them late at nite when everyone else is asleep

well, i have been craving them like crazy these past few weeks and i already ate the whole jar that was already opened and kept forgetting to ask someone to open it for me during the day so i have been without pickles for a really long time now

so tonite i went in there with a newfound determination cuz i NEEDED a pickle. i was gonna open that jar if it was the last thing i did. AND I DID IT!! after a few tries, i conquered the pickle jar!!!! and then proceeded to spill pickle juice all over my hoodie but hey, thats a small price to pay for a nice juicy, crisp pickle at 4am

god, did i really just ramble on for 3 paragraphs about opening a freakin pickle jar? hahaha

 

Glass breaks for a reason

 

this is the greatest post i have read in a long while


im very proud of your hev! now when we have our day together, we at least know one of us can open the pickle jar

cause...i probably couldnt of

 

haha im glad u enjoyed it pauly

and hell yeah :H i will be the official pickle jar opener

maybe i will even teach you how to open a pickle jar



and spooner, ya cant do it that way.. the pickles will get dirty!

 

u are the pickle jar domineer
u have the world of pickles at your feet now

i love pickle thread
what kind of pickle is it??

 

zesty dill spears
they are actually kinda spicy, but not TOO spicy
just enough to get ur taste buds tingling

 

killer...thats seriously gonna be one of the best day of my life when that happens

i hope i like pickles, cause learning how to open pickle jars would come in handy...and even if i dont, i should meet alot of people who likes pickles so my pickle jar opening skills wouldnt be worthless

 

we made out own pickles in autumn, now we have six jars left...
i don't like the cucumbers that much coz they're sour but

uhhh cabbage pickle

 

hell yeah it will be. nothing is more fun than opening a pickle jar.. and then eating the pickles! and well, im not tryin to blow my own horn here, but i pretty much think im the best companion for this activity :H

 

damn...that must of been alot of pickles

 

i wont doubt it, hevaromica

 

making your own pickles is the best kind to have pickles...there's the whole sticking cucumbers in the jar, inhaling vinegar till you pass out

actually it's so traumatizing to sit in a bath of vinegar
achh and after you make your pickles you don't feel like having pickles for a loooong time
but then that days comes....and pickles are your best buddies

 

my grandma used to make her own pickles...

eww... i think i still can feel that awful smell in the air! but i liked eating pickles...

 

pickles taste so good now i want one

 

That's an excellent thread Heather
And wow, i could spend hours opening a pickle jar if there weren't somebody who could do it for me

 

wow Hev, you must be ripped

 

Consider it extra-motivation to eat them all in one sitting.

And besides, breaking>opening, in terms of fun.

 

totally brah

 

oh hell yeah, i give those muscle men a run for their money :H

 

they got nothing on you.
well you can be my personal jar opener