I'm trying to lay a Jew girl

Trying to lay a Jewish girl, huh?



Sounds painful

 

^i don't get it

 

forget the jew girl, im trying to lay an italian bird now

 

haha i'm an Italian Jew

 

Someone could kill two birds with the one stone there!

 

the italian girl didnt work out either. whatever shall i do?

 

How the hell can you be an Italian Jew?

You must be a total loser. Did you fuck either of them?

Are you gay?

 

One Halloween ,I put on a pink turtleneck sweater and went to a party as a prick.So there.

 

uh your parents can be italian, and your dad can be a jew and your mom converted.

???

 

Bullshit. I bet you haven't even been to Italy. You were born in America, so you are an American.

On your profile, you say you are a Buddhist. Jews are a religious group, not a race, so therefor, you are not Jewish either.

Not Italian. Not Jewish. What now?

 

Remember Seamus, its down the road not across the street. We don't want you to screw up and survive.

 

hah nice, try, now you're banned. i'm 2nd generation italian, i've been to Italy, have family there. thats my heritage. i'm American because i was born here. yea on my profile it says Buddhist for fun (you believe everything you read? i can be a man for all you know, haha j/k), i was born and raised Jewish and therefore i am. what are you? "douchebag"? oh oh..seems like you're not gonna be getting any girls for the matter.

 

good luck dude

 

stick the petzel in the kanish

 

If you call her a "Jew girl" you are not going to get very far...

 

If she isnt going to freak out about premarital sex, she is probably more of a laid-back jewish girl, so i doubt she'll freak out about you not being cut.