Ok So this blonde was driving down the road about 90 miles per hour knitting a sweater and a cop pulled up beside her and said "PULL OVER!". And the blonde said "NO ITS A SWEATER!". LOL I LOVE THAT JOKE peace chickens
Lol, my dad always told me that as being a mad little old lady, think he was thinking of his mum... What did the blonde's mother say to her? If you're not in bed by 12, come home
I love blonde jokes...they are priceless...I am a dark blonde, but blonde jokes do not offend me...they make me smile or laugh...
2 dumb blondes are walking in the street.. says the first one..look there.. a dead bird.. the other one.. looked up to the sky.. dumb blonde..on a motorbike.. always carried a BIG knive.. to cut off the bends.. dumb blonde..always carried.. bread crumbs..while going to the toilet.. to feed the toilet duck.. tiger
there was this blonde prostitute who had a lot of money... she came out of a bar, totally drunk and she walks to her 2006 BMW, but instead of getting in the car she sits on the sidewalk beside it. She starts talking to her pussy: "because of you, i have this car..." "because of you, i have a lot of money on the bank" "because of ............." *starts to pee* then she stares at her pussy and says: "now why the fuck are you crying?, i'm not mad at you.."
A cop is walking his beat when he sees a blonde coming toward him with one of her boobs hanging out. He approaches her and says, "Hey lady, cover up before I arrest you for indecent exposure!" She looks down, sees her boob and screams, "Oh my God! I left the baby on the bus again!"
there were these two blonde guys, each one on oppositie sides of a river...after a while one calls over to the other, "HEY, how do you get to the other side!?" the other one scratches his head thinkin for a minute, and then says, "you ARE on the other side!!"
haha q:what do you call a smart blonde?? a:A golden retriever q:what do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? a: artificial intelligence
