My brother's a goof.

Yeah.... so this moron goes into the bathroom, sits down to take a shit, and decides to call my cellphone. Upon answering he sings "Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, eat a drumstick and your brain stops tickin". Then hangs up :&

 

see, this is one reason why i don't have a cell phone...get random calls like this...hahaha

 

I have horrible luck with getting stranded. That and I make a lot of long distance calls.

 

yea, i'm gonna be getting one. because i'm always finding myself needing a phone, but not having one around. and yea, the long distance thing too...

but with a cell, then i get to make those stupid calls too, which will be glorious...hahaha. i just hate getting them, but love sending them out

 

Hahahaha that's awesome

 

oh.... I forgot to mention, I was in the living room.......who does that? Aside from him I mean.

 

haha, we drunk called my friend, while we were in the kitchen and he was in the living room on the verge of passing out...he had no clue it was us, even though we couldn't stop laughing...hahaha

 

That reminds me. I gave my boss a drunken phone call about 2:30 am last sunday. I warned her. Told her if she pushed me down or threw something at me one more time she'd get one. Unfortunately she didn't get to the phone in time so I just left her a drunken message.

 

it was so funny, cuz we just kept calling and calling him so he wouldn't pass out, but he never figured it was us. we told him the next day, and he was pretty pissed off...hahaha...it was great

then another time, we called a friend saying we got pulled over and we were all arrested and at the police station...funny