The Stoner Song!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by yazzer, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. yazzer

    yazzer Member

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    The stoner song.
    Let's all add a line to our custom made stoner song.

    THe only rule of the game: to NOT exceed 10 words per line. And all you can add is ONE line.

    GO.


    "I'm sittin' here like I always do"
     
  2. Zassou Kitsuensha

    Zassou Kitsuensha Member

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    "Toking up a blunt or two."
     
  3. Duke of Prunes

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    pack a bowl, roll a fat ass doob
     
  4. Zassou Kitsuensha

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    This is not aart of the song that we are making right now, this is something the Green Day's drummer Tre' Cool said. Lol it is pretty funny!

    "Roll roll that joint, twist it at the end. Light it up and take a puff, pass it to your friend(s)!"

    Sing it like you're singing "Roll roll your boat".
     
  5. DudeDre

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    dont bogart that joint, my friend........pass it over to me......

    dont bogart that joint, my friend........pass it over to me.....

    roooolllllll another one........just like the other one.......you've been hanging out to it......and i'l sure would like a hit........

    dont bogart that joint.......
     
  6. Groovy Toker

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    Toke one bowl, two bowls, three bowls, four.. Can't stop now till I drop to the floor


    ^^ shit thats like 17... sorry lol
     
  7. KoNe

    KoNe Member

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    But when i'll get up i'll need to toke up, so leave some dope 4 me
     
  8. DudeDre

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    ^ ^
    so i could go smoke in the grass and set myself free
    and if a see a bee, flying around me,
    i'l let her sit on the spliff and inhale the THC
    so she will be too high to bother me
    and i'l light another and will be flying higher than the size of this big tree

    improvised it, well actualy it took me a few minutes to wrote lol
     
  9. Neo-hippie

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    Dont know where im going dont know where i am
    I got a 6 pack of heinikens and a full tank of gas
    a full pack of sigarets, i could even smoke some grass
     
  10. /jumanji

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    Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana...
    Jak got high....unzipped his fly....And Jill said so you WANNA?
     
  11. DudeDre

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    first roll that big joint, light it up and smoke it
    as soon as i finished it and i'm high, i'l come by to say you hi
    and i'l roll another one, together we will fly
    don't worry i still have a lot of weed on me
    we could smoke all night
    in the mornig we will not even finish the bag
    hey that's funny i see ther is a non-smoking sign
    "of course ther is one, you're in a classroom fucking moron"
    dude you sound like my school director
    "with this ammount of pot i think you'l need a lawyer"
     

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