Jokes that are so lame that they become almost funny again

Ahhhhhh shit. Somebody broke out the dead baby jokes. I wasn't gonna crack the seal, but now that pandoras box is open:

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac?
A: I don't have a garage full of Caddy's

 

You noticed that too...

hmmm...

I think it is part of a conspiracy that is bigger than this forum...

 

How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.

 

You know the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

You can't fuck a rock.

 

My all-time, personal favorite:

Q: What's small, covered in blood, and crawling up your leg?

A: A homesick abortion.

 

How do you fit 1,000 dead babies in a suitcase?

La Machine

 

Q: What's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

A: Ripping it off.

 

Q: what is small, red and not banging on a window anymore?


A: I think you all know that it is the dead baby.

 

What's more fun than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

Nailing a dead baby to cat.

 

Jesus Christ that was baaaaad!

 

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

He was stapled to a chicken

 

What can I say. I'm good at being offensive.

 

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first?


To watch the look on it's face when it hits the blades.

 

What's Jewish and stands atop the Empire State Building fighting airplanes?

King Kongawitz.

 

What's more disgusting than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.


How can it get worse? He's trying to eat his way to the top.

What's the worst part about it? He made it.

 

ah, la creme de la creme of dead baby jokes

<3

 

No. That is the creme de la creme.

 

What's the best thing about screwing a 6 year old girl?



Flip her over and she's a 6 year old boy.

 

What's a million lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

What's Jesus on a cross?

A good start.

 

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF SARCASM
Chuck Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of sarcasm. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use sarcasm himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said "Hey, great weather."