what do you yell during sex??

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    do ya whisper?
     
  2. nightmarehippygirl

    nightmarehippygirl LEVI'S MOMMY

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  3. bird_migration

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    I usually yell something like:


    "Identical particles cannot be distinguished by means of any intrinsic properties. This can lead to effects that have no classical analog. Two particles are identical if there are no interactions that can distinguish them. Therefore a physical observable must be symmetrical with respect to the interchange of any pair of two particles. The time-dependent Schrödinger equation for two identical particles is
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    As H ( r1 , r2 ) = H ( r2 , r1 ), there are two fundamentally different kinds of solutions, namely Y ( r1 , r2 ) = Y ( r2 , r1 ) and Y ( r1 , r2 ) = -Y ( r2 , r1 ). The symmetric solution Y ( r1 , r2 ) = Y ( r2 , r1 ) describes particles that are called bosons. Particles that are described by the antisymmetric solution Y ( r1 , r2 ) = -Y ( r2 , r1 ) are called fermions. Electrons, protons and neutrons are fermions, and photons and pions are bosons. Atoms, being aggregates of tightly bound particles, are either fermions or bosons. Particles with integer spin are always bosons while particles with half-integer spin are always fermions.
    [​IMG]Two identical fermions, e.g. two electrons with the same spin orientation, cannot occupy the same point in space, nor can they have the same value of momentum. Identical fermions must obey this exclusion principle. The picture on the right shows a probability distribution of two identical fermions. The dip between the two maxima reflects the fact that the two fermions cannot occupy the same point in space. The animations show the time development of the probability distribution of the two fermions, for the case that there is no interaction potential between the fermions. Upper part: Double-slit (in white), no magnetic field. Lower part: Double-slit (in white), confined magnetic field (in red). The magnetic flux through the red area is chosen such that for a single particle the shift in the diffraction pattern due to the Aharonov-Bohm effect is 180°.
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    The animation shows the interchange of the maxima and minima of the probability distribution, due to the Aharonov-Bohm effect.

    [​IMG]The salient features of the intensity measured by detector D are the same as for the case where the source S emits a single particle.



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    Angular distribution for fermions for B = 0 and B = B'.

    [​IMG]The fermionic nature of the wave reveals itself in the cross-correlated signal C of the detectors D and D'. Just as for a detector measuring the angular distribution, the positions of the detectors will be specified by the angles q1and q2.

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    Signals generated by the correlator C as a function of the detector positions.

    The correlated two-particle signal also shows the Aharonov-Bohm effect, as can be clearly seen by substracting the B = 0 and B = B' signals.

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    Absolute value of the difference of the B = 0 and B = B' signals.




    Bosons

    [​IMG]Two non-interacting identical bosons can occupy the same point in space, or they can have the same value of momentum. The picture on the right shows a probability distribution of two identical bosons.

    The animations show the time development of the probability distribution of the two non-interacting bosons. To illustrate the differences between the fermions and the bosons, the latter are also assumed to carry electrical charge. Upper part: Double-slit (in white), no magnetic field. Lower part: Double-slit (in white), confined magnetic field (in red). The magnetic flux through the red area is chosen such that for a single particle the shift in the diffraction pattern due to the Aharonov-Bohm effect is 180°.

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    The animation shows the interchange of the maxima and minima of the probability distribution, due to the Aharonov-Bohm effect.

    [​IMG]The salient features of the intensity measured by detector D are the same as for the case where the source S emits a single particle.



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    Angular distribution for bosons for B = 0 and B = B'.

    Comparing the angular distributions for fermions and bosons shows that, due to the exclusion principle, the interference fringes of the former are less pronounced, as illustrated in the next figure.

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    Angular distribution for fermions and bosons for B = B'.

    [​IMG]The bosonic nature of the wave reveals itself in the cross-correlated signal C of the detectors D and D'. Just as for a detector measuring the angular distribution, the positions of the detectors are specified by the angles q1 and q1.

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    Signals generated by the correlator C as a function of the detector positions.

    The symmetry of the wave function leads to an increase of the probability for finding two bosons close to each other. Indeed, the left picture shows that the probability is the largest for q1 = q2 = 0, i.e. if the bosons are on top of each other. The correlated two-particle signal also shows the Aharonov-Bohm effect, as can be clearly seen by subtracting the B = 0 and B = B' signals."

     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    In that case, if I were having sex with Bird, I would yell, "SHUT UP!!!!".
     
  5. rubymontana

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    WRONG HOLE!!!!!!!!hahahahaha
     
  6. missfontella

    missfontella Mama of Da Assassins

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    If I dig the guy I say (not yell) his name and curse. (ie. fucckkk, shiittt)
    But that has only happened twice in the last five years. Usually I'm quiet cause I'm thinking about all the things that he is doing wrong or all the things that are wrong with him.( ie. "thats not my nipple, you dumass", " how can he walk around with this much hair on his ass?", etc.)
     
  7. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    i found this thread hilarious
     
  8. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    I usually scream my name out loud.
     
  9. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    I believe you need the Bugman to preoccupy you with the sensations that a woman like yourself deserves!
     
  10. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    Same here.
     
  11. GreenEyedLady

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    Oh man! This thread is cracking me up...and I'm at work, so everyone probably thinks I've gone completely buggy.


    I don't exactly yell, but if I make any noise, it's usually ooh, or aah, or oh yeah...oh god, oh fuck!

    I like it when my boyfriend freaks out during sex like that! Whew! That's just hot!
     
  12. crummyrummy

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    Iused to yell DAMMIT GET THIS FREAKING DOG OUTTA HERE!!! cuzz my ex's dog always bit my feet when I got intimate with his momma.
     
  13. Jetblack

    Jetblack Senior Member

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    i usually yell OOO FUNKYFRESHMAMA DO IT DO IT OOO YA hehe just kidding u silly ppl
     
  14. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    we already knew.
     
  15. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    If any of you ladies feel the need to yell Ryan during sex, I am available:D
     
  16. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    why would they yell ryan?
     
  17. Kilgore Trout

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    I'm a moaner.

    At the end I make these weird sounds like someone is punching me in the stomach. :rolleyes:
     
  18. Varuna

    Varuna Senior Member

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    "WARDEN! HELP!!!"

    Sometimes, all you can say during sex is mmphmmphfff.

    I like to yodel and play her ass cheeks like a pair of Bongo drums.
     
  19. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I gently cry, as sex is so intimate and beautiful that my tears flow.
     
  20. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    lol this is a funny thread...

    i scream and yell oh god, besides that i don't remeber... i guess i'd have to ask someone i slept with lol
     

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