Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the ?battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour. Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A. They don't want to wear out the camel. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A. Look inside your pants; if you have a dick, it's not time
