So.. i urinated on my dog, again

Its true. He walked straight under when i was taking a leek in the backyard. Poor fella.

 

what kind of dog?

 

Maltese x Shitzu. Cute little yappy thing, his formal name is william, but we call him bill.

Maybe now we can class him as a Maltese x Pisszu, what do you think?

Here's the little Satanist:

 

he is cute indeed

my dog is a cocker and shes a naughty little shit. cheeky bitch was digging holes in the garden today i chased her for about 20 minutes which is what she wanted, then i had to throw her in the sin bin for some time out. my last dog was well behaved. why did i have to end up with la diabla this time

 

Yes, those cockers are feisty bitches. Maybe she needs a golden shower, that'll settle her.

 

does he smell really bad now?

 

I do hope you washed ol' Bill afterwards....

 

Well, he stinks like crap all the time so i don't think it made a difference, it was only a trickle.

 

did he lick himself clean afterwards?

 

aawwwwww man. that's a gross thought ganja.

 

i don't know, it sorta made my dick perk up....

 

poor dog

 

You're not helping the situation pal.

 

that was never in my job description...

 

They're called mops for a reason...

 

Ha ha, he is very soft and absorbant.

 

man thats a stupid fuckin dog then id imagine...

round here we generally train a dog not to walk under us when we pissin,,,,course that one there would make it all the way to center field mate..

 

I have a bastard breed of a Bulldog and a Shitzu, we call him a Bullshit! (I make a hhhngghhaaa sounding laughter from my nose).

 

He's so small, put him in the toilet, throw in some detergent and flush a few times. He might be scared and scarred from the toilet but he'll be clean. ...and if he doesn't make it - well, roastdog is always an alternative. He looks in the prime so I'm sure he'd be tender with a mushroom sauce.

Happy to help.

Friend.

 

next thing you know the dog will probably be giving him blow jobs!