Oh shit!

so i went to go smoke in my bathroom...everythings good....but i take a while. so then my mom says "eric!" and i pretended not to hear her. so i quickly wrapped up and walked out. i was about half high, and she's like "lauras here!" and the phone rang so i thought for some reason it was her. but she's like "no lauras in your room"
so i'm like oh
but in my head i'm thinkin "oh shit.."
she stopped by out of nowhere
i didnt want her to know that i got stoned cuz then she'll think i'm a pothead, and i do not want an intervention.
so i chill with her and ocassionally acted high, but she didnt say anythign about it.
so anyway
we're listening to music and i heard a knock at the door
and my moms like " i think its for you!" and for some reaosn i heard someone say "YOOO" in a deep voice.... so i figured it was someone else who came in unexpectedly. but it was my aunt and uncle.
"double shit"
so i stay in the kitchen with my mom and them and i dont make a sound.

thankfully that was the only bad thing that happened.
as soon as my friend left (10 minutes ago) i lit another bowl.
hopefully my priest and teacher doesnt come by.

 

lock your door and put on headphones

 

holy shit...thats actually what i did.
dayum.

 

tell'em you're goin't to bed and to not disturb you

 

dude being in and putting people in uncomftorble situations while year burnt is the beeeessssst.

 

Haha, me and my friends have this thing where after we smoke pot and go out, there's sure to be atleast 5 cops passing us per minute. Once we made up a theory while stoned that they have chips implanted in us and can hear us when we get high. =P

 

You know guys.. and someones gotta explain this to me...

I don't smoke in the house, as the smell would be there for hours!!! I once tried, even with the window open, and it was there the next morning... so I just go out... Last thing I want to see happen is the kids catch on, and they have an intervetion with me

but how the hell do you guys get away with smoking in the house, and no one notices?

 

Shut the door, and open the window all the way. Stand right next to the window, leaning on the sill or whatever. You have to stand there and smoke, holding the piece close to the window. Blow all the smoke out, and figure out which way the wind is blowing. Make sure it doesn't blow back inside. It doesn't work with joints, because they give off too much smoke, only a bowl. Also, if the window doesn't have a screen, that is best. I always did it at night, when everyone is asleep, obviously to lessen the chance of people needing me or smelling. It always seemed to work, you might need to spray something too. My mom had this spray that smelled exactly like apples, I used that sometimes. And keep the window open for a while after you finish. How old are your kids? Their intervention could be to join you, depending on if they are old/mature enough and smoke as well. But that's neither here nor there. Well, maybe there. I've never actually been 'there.' I go, but it ends up being here. Oh well. Another day, another thread.

 

Same way I get away with not being piss poor: wear a condom. lol.. jk you're a bit older i hope to have some children someday but i live alone, and the smell is comforting.

 

Yea, at this time, it woudlnt work that way... oldest is 13... In school she is being fed all the crap about pot being the same as heroin... Years later, they still feed kids the same propoganda at school... Ughn... With that, getting caught is a scary thing... as she would probably think it to be much wrose than I can immagine. A few years from now, it should be cool...

I also stopped smoking in the house, as I feared one day she'll be at a party... and she'll see someone light up a joint for the first time in her life... and at that point.. All I can hear her say is... "hmmmm, that smell, I know it from.... ahhhhhhhh".

 

Hey 2cesarewild;



I gotta tell ya, I always love reading your posts! Don’t rush with the kids... when it happens, it will be awesome. 2C, here is something that I can tell ya right now... When you will first see your child born... it will be the most incredible experience you will ever live through in your life.. Up till now, there is no drug, no activity, nothing that will be as mind blowing as being there...



Either way, heading out for a walk isn't a big deal for me... I might light up with my kids one day.. but I don't see that happening till they are done high school... perhaps it will be something I do to celebrate with them when they get accepted to a university or something...

 

I'd suggest talking to you kids about drugs to straighten out their view on things. The gov. really does use brainwashing techniques in schools, I would know.

 

Thanks bro, and yea I am looking forward to being settled and having kids in the far away future. Have to figure out where I belong though first.

 

Make a hippy tube Socratez... I dont even open the window.

I wrote a long post about how to smoke in your room and never get caught... I dont know where its at tho.

Just take a paper towl or toilet paper cardboard tube thing and stuff it full of dryer sheets. Light a scented candle and incnese. Everytime you toke exhale into the tube. Cover up the bowl(dont use joints) so the smoke doesnt escape. When you are finished blow out the candle(for the nasty candle smell) and leave the incense burning.

Wallah! No smell

 

i used to smoke in my room all the time but the smell still lingered a little, even with the window open, fan, spray...
but luckily i have a vent in my bathroom, and all my worries get sucked up

 

Im obviously no daddy, but id say wait a few years and let them believe all the bullshit because at an age of 13 the much larger majority of their peers most likely arent aware of the propaganda they are educated with. And then they'd stand out as the pro-pot kid, which will make them into a scary drug dealer... Death for sale!

Of course this is already your intentions, i was taking the other side against whisperingwoods

 

socratez.. i gotta ask you. As you are an experienced smoker and a dad, how is it? In general, would you recommend long term smoking?

 

This thread is great. My dad is a total stoner, he has been since he was like 15 .. ha ha. I smoked a few bowls with him in the past, It was pretty cool, because we werent close growing up, I didnt really meet my dad until I was 18. So it was a deep bonding expirience. It's crazy how similar me and my dad act when we get blazed.

 

I use to smoke in my room...out the window. In fact I use to crawl out the window and smoke on my roof (two story house) and watch the stars...later I got lazier and just stuck my head out...it always worked for me.

I would love to strike a bowl with my dad, but I don't see that ever happening. I know he use to be a big partier back in the day, but now he is ultra conservative. Sucks...I think he might lighten up when I get just a wee bit older...but who knows. We'll see.

 

Hey guys... Yea, love this thread too... Its weird to even think that something like this should be an issue... Jimi, to answer your questions... I've smoke for quite some time.. Back in my days though (when I was in high school, weed sucked...) - there really was very little point in smoking. Today’s weed is so much better.. it doesn't even look the same. (the crap we had was brown.. and had seeds and stuff).. didn't do much for anyone... As a kid, I was more into psycadelics (mushrooms and acid.. it was everywhere back then). Today I don't do that often... maybe once/twice a year we find mushrooms... Really, my only vice is smoking... maybe a couple times a week...

Anyhow I smoke for a few reasons... mainly, I hate drinking (you get to a point where you just can't do the hangovers anymore)... As well.. I would prefer to "think and try to better myself"... with weed, than just drink and be stupid... so that’s my reason for smoking...

I'll hang out and puff with other moms and dads too.. I think a lot of people would be quite suppressed at what adults do behind their kids backs surprise... your not the only ones sneaking around... Yea, its quite hypocritical, but its true.. In Canada... some have said as many as 1 third of all Canadians smoke...

Anyhow, to continue with your question... what makes it an issue is that my oldest is way too young to understand. She is 13, and is starting to ask a lot of questions about drugs... She has told me a bit about weed (at least the propaganda that she is being fed at school)... and really, how can you blame a kid for believing their teachers... so I let her believe what they say as I don't want her to be an oddball.. or freak her out...but... if she ever flat out asked me if its bad.. I would say that in my opinion, there are probably things worse... such as alcohol and tobacco.. but.. that I would rather her just concentrate on school for now... See, just cause something is physically and mentally harmless... not concentraining enough on school for any reason, drugs, TV, bowling... can fuck you up really bad... That way I'm kinda being honest... I believe there is a time for that, and would rather at least for now she got though high school, made it to med school... then hey, if she puffs with friends at that pint to let off some steam... cool.. I might even join her.. till then... well.. I'll be pushing school more than these political debates.

does that make any sense?