Kerry in backyard, what should i ask

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Shane99X, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    Kerry is going to be at a church here in OHIO on sunday that is a mile and a 1/2 from my place.

    I'm planning on going.

    If i get a chance to ask a single question, what do you think it should be?
     
  2. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    wtf is up with skull n bones biotch!!
     
  3. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    Considering that you are about to become a new father, I would probably be interested in what programs he has planned for young families.
     
  4. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    I would ask him when the last time he had a botox injection was.
     
  5. loverofthewoods

    loverofthewoods Member

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    thats what i would ask
     
  6. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    If you asked him about Skull & Bones, do you think he'd actually answer you truthfully?
     
  7. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    good point.

    chances are a puppet wont answer anything truthfully.

    and in bush's case not intellegently either.

    maybe instead of asking kerry something, i should tell him something...
     
  8. chaos

    chaos Member

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    that would be very interesting if you could ask about the skulls n bones, but i suspect that they have people who preview the questions before you actually ask them to make sure theyh aren't too controversial.
     
  9. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Ask him to simply explain to you and everyone else in attendance why you should vote for him, BUT, not to criticize Bush in doing so. Then watch him squirm.
     
  10. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    That's a good question, wished I thought of it...

    How about....
    • The 9/11 Report severely critisized Congress for not taking Al Quaida seriously during the 90's. Does he (Kerry) plan on attending Intel meetings in the near future, or is he still too busy running for President and attending Fund Raising events to make the meetings;
    • How can he (as President) or any President create jobs when its the private sector that creates (or takes away) employment;
    • How does he plan on creating a positive business atmosphere in order for companies to create jobs, e.i., lowering corporate taxes and fees for small to midsize companies;
    • Does he take the security of our National secrets serious when his National Security adviser (Sandy Burger) admits to stuffing secret documents down his pants and into his socks;
    • Explain how Sandy Burger stuffing 40-50 sheets of paper from the National Archives down his pants and into his socks a "mistake" and not intentional;
    • Why is it more important to find out why the information about Sandy Burger was leaked just before the Democratic Convention than discovering why the secrets were stolen in the first place;
    • Did Sen.Kerry at any time see or have possession of the currently missing documents;
    • How is it none of our (the people's business) that he is in contact with foreign countries who has expressed a desire to see Pres. Bush out of office and him in;
    • Which foreign countries have express a desire to see Pres. Bush out of office and him in;
    • Does he plan to offer Monica Lewinsky an Intern job at the White House
    Can't think of any more at this time. Have fun...and try not to get escorted off the premises.
     
  11. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    Thought of another question....while running for President in 92, Clinton answered this question...so it must be OK to ask...Boxers or Briefs? Can't remember the answer, but Monica probably knows.
     
  12. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Boxer briefs. Double protection to cover up the hardons.
     
  13. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    Thought that was the function of wives. At least when Hillary was in the vicinity, Bill was as emasculated and chaste as a eunich.

    Thought of another question.

    If the reason for going into Iraq was invalidated due to not finding WMD, a nuclear program, then what does Sen. Kerry plan to do about North Korea.

    By 1998, they violated a treaty negotiated by Pres. Jimmy Carter (approx) and signed by Pres. Clinton in 1994. North Korea promised to give up their nuclear weapons ambitions and accept a nuclear reactor incapable of developing weapons grade nuclear material. By the fall of 2002 or 2003 (can't remember which) they informed an American delegation they had in their posession at least 1 nuclear warhead. They have the missile technology to send it certainly to Alaska, but possibly to Los Angles.

    Treaties don't mean much to the North Koreans. If elected President, how will he handle this situation?
     
  14. Angel_Headed_Hipster

    Angel_Headed_Hipster Senior Member

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    Ask him if he is, in fact, a robot made by the Bush Administration to keep quiet on issues and let Bush Win, and, if it is in fact true, if that is why his skin looks all gross.

    Peace and Love,
    Dan
     
  15. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    If he responds with "I am operating within expected normal parameters", then I believe we have our answer.
     
  16. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    I think that's all on account of the botox, but you might be onto somehting there.
     
  17. The Silky Way

    The Silky Way Banned

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    I would ask him who fit the skin onto his exoskeleton. Whoever it was they should be fired. I've never seen such a poor fit. Looks like a piss-poor upholstery job. Also whoever programmed his voice synthesizer should get their hearing check. They could have used a voice with a little more emotion.
     
  18. sprout

    sprout DeadHead

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    I'd be like:

    Hey! What the hell are you doing in my back yard?!

    Get the hell outta here ya limey fop!


    ....thats just me though
     
  19. Shane99X

    Shane99X Senior Member

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    it was kind of an anticlimax.



    i never got closer than 20 feet to him.



    his face looks really leathery in person.



    John Glenn was there too, that guy kicks much ass!
     
  20. Ole_Goat

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    Guess we'll never have the answer to Boxers or Briefs question. How can I vote for him now?:D
     
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