your best hellen keller joke

i was trying to remember them all the other day and i cant seem to remember more than like 4
so....
give me your best hellen keller jokes


how did hellen keller's parents punish her

they put doorknob's on the walls

 

What did Helen Keller plant in her garden?



She didn't know either.

 

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Because she was a woman.

 

i hate myself for this one but it makes people laugh
why cant helen keller golf??



because shes dead

 

what was Helen Keller's dog named?





arggggguuuarrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?




'cause her dog was blind, too

 

so bad, yet so funny....

 

Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?



You'd kill yourself too if your name was arggggguuuuarrrrraaaaaaaaa.

 

Michael: "Have you heard the latest Hellen Keller joke?"

Isaac: "No, Please tell!"

Michael: (Takes Isaac's hand and scrawls on it with his finger as if spelling out a joke in a tactile braille code)

 

How did Hellen Keller's parent's punish her?


They re-arranged the furniture.

 

How did hellen kellers parents punish her?

They stuck a plunger in the toilet

 

Why does Hellen Keller need two hands to masturbate?
One to play with herself and one to moan in sign language