About 10 months ago I was living with a lesbian couple. My (windows) computer went down durring this time, and they kindly offered the use of thiers. So While they were out, I go into thier bedroom (as i was invited to) to use the computer. They had an odd flashlight on the desk. I picked it up. I twisted the back. The "odd flashlight" started vibrating. I turned it off. An told no one.
If you're going to let people into your room clean up your toys. Seemed simple enough to me. Damned flashlight.
this still pisses me off.. i had my toys on the top shelf in the back of my closet, behind other things INSIDE a DUCT TAPED SHUT! box.. and my ex's 8yr old climbed on a chair and was digging through my stuff and found it. brought it downstairs to show us.. i about murdered the nosey little bastard. the kid acted as if he could dig through anything he wanted.. because his dad never said no to him.. (as you can tell i'm still annoyed by this child, glad the relationship is over)
i was inspired.. you know he googles my name to read what i write online.. wonder what he'll think of that