Some Egyptian Jokes!

(Egyptians -76 millions- got ENOUGH with their tyrant president Mubarak, and asked him to go away!)

An assistant went to him asking," Mr. president, arent you going to say goodbye to ur people?"

Mubarak: "Why?! Where are they going?!"



(He wont go! They sould find another country to live in!!!!)

 

The wife: "If I were a BIRD!"

The husband: "If I were a GUN!"

 

The father asked his daughter after returning from the driving test:

"Well dear, did you pass the test?"

The girl replied "I dont know, the guy who was testing me today is still in the hospital!!!"


(She hit the car in a tree)!

 

A junkie to another:

Havent yu know?! When i returned home i found some spiders in it?

His friend: "And what did you do?"

The junkie: "I changed the lock!"



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The man to his friend: "Why did you let your daughter go to "Who wants to be a Millionaire"?

The father: "Because I wanted to know who is her boyfriend that she is going to call?!"

 

right.... :& (?)

 

Something lost in translation.

 

I think they're funny! I don't know about the 'junkie' part, that may not have been translated right, but other than that I like them.

 

Where on the Nile is Bastet blind?

On the cataracts.