I have a drug test in the morning and I know I am not clean yet.. Here's my plan.. I already have a clean donor to provide the urine. I bought NON-LUBRICATED condoms. Fill condom with urine from my donor and tie the end in a knot or use rubber band to seal the end.. Method 1 is to then tape the condom to my inner leg (ya know, the warmest spot you can find) this will maintain a near constant 95 - 98 F. When I go in I will empty my pockets to their satisfaction and then while in the restroom, prick the condom and release contents into the cup.. Immediatly give the cup to nurse for a temperature reading.. URINE MUST BE BETWEEN 91 - 97.5 F at the time the temp is taken...DONE.. Just remember to take the condom out with you!! Don't try to flush it or throw it in the trash can as you will get frikkin caught... Why quit smoking when all you gotta do is know someone who doesn't!
Good luck dude! I'd only be worried that theyd ask me to strip in front of them and piss.... do they ever do that, or do they let you strip in privacy?
Nenni, they don't make you strip in front of them.. At worst they would ask you to put on a gown.. This works if they do not watch you pee.. and if your real inventive.. you could even do it while being watched..
yea this is the method ive been planning on using wehen i get tested for the job im getting, tell me how it goes i still think the temperature thing is sketchy..
Okay my friends.. I have had 100% success on this deal!.. IT WORKED! In reply to Eugenes comment.. Gender nor age can be found through a pee test.. Mainly because they only check 5 categories that are drugs.. Nothing else.. I went to the place to pee.. I had my clean sister pee in a cup for me and then I put it in a NON LUBRICATED condom and taped it to my inner thigh..I had to wait a total of 4 hours before I could actually fill the cup. ie. had to go get paperwork and other job bs done before the test.. that's why i had been wearing it for 4 hours. This scared me because if the temperature was going to fluxuate it would have happened by then.. In the docs office he handed me the cup and I went into the bathroom.. I brought in a pin that i had hidden in my waist.. I punctured the condom and let contents flow into cup.. I handed to the tech and he put a temp strip on it.. 96.8 degrees and more than acceptable! He said your done have a great weekend.. I went to my car and fired up a fatty in celebration of my new job! Good luck my friends and keep on smokin'! Send me PM with any questions
^^^ It would depend on the test whether or not you would get fingered for using the wrong sex. If it's a cheap one they'd just use the anti-biotic reaction thingy, but if they wanted to test for levels in your pee they'd use spectral analysis, which would be different for a man if it's the right time in a cycle.
interesting.. All I have to go on are my personal experiences and what I research.. I agree that there may me some possibility in a test perhaps like military of being caught for the wrong sex. HOWEVER: I believe for all "Normal" jobs,"Not govt." they only use the basic methods for testing
