Zombies...

Scare the shit out of me.

Seriously.

There isn't a thing on earth that I hate more then a zombie. I've watched countless scary movies, and the only thing that gets me truely scared are zombies.

I have a big ass japanese sword, sharp as a razor, hanging over my bed. You know, just incase...

 

"dad you just shot the zombie flanders"


"he was a zombie?"


homer rules

 

What about vegan zombies like me?

"Graaaaainnnnnsss ...... GRRRAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!"

Is that just as scary? We'll only raid the pantry, your brain isn't that appetizing to us.

 

why are u so scared of something that doesn't exist lol oh well i must say im scared of
other stuff that probably dont exist either so at some point i think i understand.

zombies move slow... u can kill them before then get to you. lol

 

go rent "shaun of the dead"


you'll feel much better about zombies after watching that

 

Seconded. I don't see how you could not laugh at them after that.

 

Believe me man, the living are far more terrifying than the dead. The living will cannabilize you and be aware of it.

 

flame throwers are generally better than samuri swords, ya know.

at least keep a shotgun around. and remember to shoot in the head. zombies are very tough.

 

How can you be scared of somthing that doesn't exist for sure?

 

Zombies from Japanese horror films scare me the most.
They aren't as decomposing, and they are usually stuck in the position that they were in when they died except they can move their arms.
The freaky bit is that they float like an inch off the ground.
*shudders*
They are so much scarier. I find Western Zombies comical rather than scary.

 

I think i'll use this quote in my signature, its brilliant!

 

*dies of laughter* I STILL HAVE THAT TEXT!!!! <3

 

Haha, yeah, it's a good text/quote.

It's not mine though. Gotta give credit where it's due: thank bash.org.

http://www.bash.org/?172869

 

....and all this time I thought you were so clever.

Apparently, not.

Just kidding, I <3 yer ass.