Cleaning your passage....

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by Swifty_273, Jan 24, 2006.

  1. Swifty_273

    Swifty_273 Member

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    What methods do people on here use to clean their passage of excrement to prepare for anal sex?

    I've used a douche before, it felt strange to be filled with warm water, I've heard a syringe filled with water does a good job too.
     
  2. razer

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    The method is an enema. It is that simple. You buy the bag and tube kit and read how to do it. That is exactly what the porno industry does.
     
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    Swifty_273 Member

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    It's better than finding something you don't want to.
     
  5. luxhombre

    luxhombre Member

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    what is enema?
     
  6. Nolan14

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    enema is filling up with water and then flushing it out, much like how to get egg out of artificially inseminated female
    I dont clean, should i?
     
  7. denimstar

    denimstar edge of darkness

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    There are also disposable enemas on the market. Using one before anal sex will help you relax your muscles.
     
  8. BKNYCdude

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    I don't ask my girl to do any of that BS...I like to have anal sex in the spur of the moment, so what ever happens, happens! I've NEVER been disgusted but once in my 28 years, and that was with a female when I was 21 or so who NEVER had sex before period. When we had anal, it got a little more dirty than I would have liked, however, that was because she was just another chick I was fucking and not my girl or someone I loved.

    I don't think ANYTHING can turn me off when I'm with my girl now.
     
  9. oldkinky

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    Here is what we do before anal play(sex or prostate massage or anal toys). Buy a Feet Enema in the drugstore. Empty the laxative solution and refill with lukewarm water. Insert the enema and empty about half of the water-expel and then empty the rest of the water-expel and you will never have a mess during anal. You can clean the enema and reuse it, but the enema is very inexpensive.
     
  10. deepthroat

    deepthroat Member

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    I use an enema when i know ill have anal sex.
     
  11. smoosh06

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    Swifty, I prefer to use what is commonly referred to as Tossing the Salad. First thing you need to do is find a flavor of jelly or syrup that you like. Taste will become a factor so make sure of your choice. Secondly, take your better half and make her stand by the side of the bed, reach down and grab her ankles and hold on for the ride. Lastly you take your flavor choice for that day and force it into her rectum. You may need to rig up a turkey baster into some sort of syringe, with a call sign like Swifty I am sure you will think of something. I would let the jelly/syrup stay in the rectum for a good 5 or 10 minutes. At that point she will feel a very strong desire to evacuate her bowels. Depending on your mood that day you can let this evacuation occur at your liking. After the main evacuation, you take over and clean up the residue, thus the reason to pick out a flavor you enjoy. Bon Apetit
     
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  13. TheMechanic

    TheMechanic The chicken LUVER!

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    I reported your dumb A$$ yet again, there is NO reason paying member should have to listen the crap that flows from you mouth...

    I seriously wish I could meet you face to face... Oh the joy.....
     

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